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No Kids Krewe - Assemble Inside
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:47 pm
we are a krewe who avoids crotch spawn which will 1)cost us a lot of time, 2)ruin our sleep schedules, 3)take away from our hobbies, and 4)will grow up to resent us the majority of the time
pls list all the great benefits of our krewe
inb4 "but muh legacy" copers.
pls list all the great benefits of our krewe
inb4 "but muh legacy" copers.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:49 pm to rocket31
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pls list all the great benefits of our krewe

Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:49 pm to rocket31
Are you insecure about your lifestyle? You sound like you're trying to justify it. I don't care either way. To each his own.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:50 pm to terriblegreen
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Are you insecure about your lifestyle?
total opposite actually
just trying to save as many men from the plantation as possible
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:52 pm to rocket31
What a sad sad man you are
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:53 pm to rocket31
I’m glad that you enjoy your hobbies so much. You must find a lot of meaning in them.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:54 pm to rocket31
*Peter Pan krewe assemble
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:02 pm to rocket31
I’ve got 3 kids under 6 and sleep till 9 am every weekend
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:02 pm to rocket31
Your wife will leave you anyway
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:03 pm to rocket31
Sounds ideal in your 30’s, then you hit the 40’s and 50’s and realize that you have no one around capable of caring for you if you have a stroke or a major traumatic injury. Parents are too old, and no kids. Eventually, you find a greater purpose in life than your hobbies and hooking up, and realize kids are that purpose.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:08 pm to Ric Flair
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then you hit the 40’s and 50’s and realize that you have no one around capable of caring for you if you have a stroke or a major traumatic injury. Parents are too old, and no kids. Eventually, you find a greater purpose in life than your hobbies and hooking up, and realize kids are that purpose.
the end game, or purpose as you put it, is to live for yourself and do what you want.
do what you need to survive and have what you define as "fun" when you're not.
life has no purpose, life is what you make it.
in my 40s-60s, ill just escortmaxx w/ 18-24 yr olds
as soon as my heatlth declines, ill just off myself instead of suffer
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:08 pm to rocket31
5 - Step one is having a healthy baby.
6 - You can't throw the girls back and you can't guarantee I'll have a boy
7 - My inlaws are crazy bastards who will never understand why they can't watch my kids.
8 - If my kids are going to be worse than I was, I'm best off not having them.
9 - Too many dumba$$e$ having kids these days. I don't want my kid to be another one in the world.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to go grab another beer off tap and watch R rated movies.
6 - You can't throw the girls back and you can't guarantee I'll have a boy
7 - My inlaws are crazy bastards who will never understand why they can't watch my kids.
8 - If my kids are going to be worse than I was, I'm best off not having them.
9 - Too many dumba$$e$ having kids these days. I don't want my kid to be another one in the world.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to go grab another beer off tap and watch R rated movies.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:09 pm to Ric Flair
The other side of the equation is that you feel like a burden to your kids when you get old. I'll be a burden to my nieces and nephews.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:11 pm to Ric Flair
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and realize that you have no one around capable of caring for you if you have a stroke or a major traumatic injury. Parents are too old, and no kids. Eventually, you find a greater purpose in life than your hobbies and hooking up, and realize kids are that purpose.
what a horrible reason to have kids
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:12 pm to rocket31
I just don't want kids yet because I'm young, not some weird insecure frick like you
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:13 pm to rocket31
quote:at least 3 Otards are raising my kids and they dont even know
we are a krewe who avoids crotch spawn which will 1)cost us a lot of time, 2)ruin our sleep schedules, 3)take away from our hobbies, and 4)will grow up to resent us the majority of the time
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:17 pm to rocket31
There’s always a chance of pregnancy if you’re having sex. Please double wrap.
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