Best Boudreaux & Thibodeaux jokes

best or worst?

Boudreaux sees a dog licking himself and says to Thibodeaux, "Hey baw, don't you wish you could do that sometimes?" to which Thibodeaux replies, "Man I tried once, but that damn dog bit me."

The best one I know uses hand gestures, so I can't tell that one here, and the one above is the only other one I can remember.

Boudreaux: What’s the fastest way to Ville Platte?
Thibodeaux: You walkin’ or you drivin’?
Boudreaux: Drivin’
Thibodeaux: Yeah that’s the fastest way.

The Boudreaux and Thibodeaux version of this joke get told a lot in my family for whatever reason. I didn’t feel like typing out our version, but basically just think of the two men as Boudreaux and Thibodeaux and read it in a Cajun accent and it’s the same.


A Big Hole In The Ground
These two men are walking through the woods one day and they come across a big hole in the ground. Now this hole is huge, like some sort of endless pit. So the one man says to the other, “I wonder how deep this hole is?”

He then proceeds to pick up a rock and toss it in the humongous hole. They listen... nothing. The other man then grabs a large stick and throws it in.... Nothing.

At this point the two men are really intrigued over this large hole. So they look around a little for something bigger to throw in, and they come across a railroad tie. They both grab an end, walk it over to the hole, and throw it in.

The men are looking down the hole when all of a sudden they hear this noise in the woods. They look over and see this goat running all over the place. It’s ziging and zaging between trees and going all over the place. Then it runs right up and dives into the hole.

Now the two men are thinking, what the hell was that? They had no idea what that goat was doing. So they decide to just keep walking.

A little ways down they run into a farmer, and the farmer asks them if they’d seen his goat. The two men tell him that they saw a goat come running out of the woods and jump into this huge hole. But the farmer says that couldn’t have been his, cause he tied his goat to a railroad tie.

Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux that he thinks his old lady is cheating on him with a man living across the bayou. Thibodeaux suggests that they wait until nightfall and use the scope on his rifle to look across the bayou into the window and see.

Nightfall comes, Thibodeaux gets his rifle and looks across the bayou and says “Yeah, you right, Boudreaux. She in there with him right now.”

Boudreaux hands Thibodeaux 2 bullets and says, “OK, Thibodeaux, I want you to take one bullet and shoot her in her lying mouth. Then, the other bullet, use that one to shoot that man in the dick.”

Thibodeaux hands Boudreaux back one bullet and says “I think I can do that in just one shot.”

In the years leading up to World War II, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are inseparable friends. Living in Breaux Bridge gives them ample opportunities to expand their horizons as they discuss politics, the arts, fishing, and life in general. Thibodeaux is something of a ladies' man but Boudreaux isn't so lucky. They soon meet Catherine, a free spirit, and the three of them enjoy life together. She soon agrees to marry Boudreaux but with the attack on Pearl Harbor, Boudreaux enlists to serve in the army. Thibodeaux decides to sit it out and continue running the lines in Bayou Teche. After the war, Boudreaux returns to greet his best friend and wife. It is a happy day when the two friends are reunited but Boudreaux admits that his marriage has been less than successful and that Catherine has taken many lovers over the years. He loves her very much, however, and will go to any lengths to keep her with him. Thibodeaux and Catherine soon become lovers, with Boudreaux's tacit approval, but Catherine's own needs and desires lead to tragedy after she drives her car off the Breaux Bridge with Thibodeaux in the passenger seat. Both perish and Boudreaux doesn't know what to do with their ashes. He then decide to put them in a gumbo saying "Man, this better be good, me. My friends went through a lot of trouble for it, comme ça!"

Boudreaux was down at the Montgomery Wards looking at the hand saws. The salesman came up and asked if he could help. Boudreaux said he had a lot of trees to cut down and needed a new saw. The salesman began to extoll the virtues and advantages of a new Huskavera chain saw with a 42 inch blade and told Boudreaux that he could cut dem trees down fast, fast. Boudreaux bought the saw and left, only to return two days later telling the salesman that this was the slowest saw he had ever heard of and that he had spent two days cutting and had only manage to fell 10 trees. He wanted his money back. The salesman was nonplussed and said, "Let me check dis tang out." He proceeded to set the choke and pump the little plastic bulb, just as he had told Boudreax to do. Then he set the throttle and jerked the cord. The saw started immediately. Boudreaux jumped back and said "What the hell is that noise?"

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go hunting in the woods but before they make it to the deer stand, Boudreaux gets hit with da cramps and has to take a huge $hit. He tells Thib, "Go ahead to da deer stand and I meet you dare, my stomach ain't right and I need to go $shite behind dat tree over there before I crap my pants" Thib said ok Boudreaux, do what you gotta do. So Thib goes to the deer stand and about an hour goes by and no sign of Boudreaux, Thibodeaux sees a huge buck and shoots it dead. Now he is excited and wants to tell Boudreaux and goes looking for him only to find him sleeping by the tree. Thib says ohh I'm a play a trick on Boudreaux, I'm a gut this deer and put all the intestines under Boudreaux and make him think he $hit his guts out.
Thibodeaux does this and goes back to the deer stand and 2 hours later Bodreaux comes hobbling up to stand yelling at Thibodeaux. He says Thibodeaux! Thibodeaux, you never gonna believe what happened. Thib says oh my god, what happened? Boudreaux yelled, I was taking a huge $hit over by dat tree and it was so bad I fell asleep and must have $hit my guts out. Thib say Oh my Boudreaux, we need to take you to the doctor? Boudreaux says, No No No its ok, I put them all back with these two fingers. :)

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes."

Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Boudreaux says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar. He tells Thibodeaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Thibodeaux says, "What's that?"

'Boudreaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."