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re: Steven Seagall vs Chuck Norris vs Jean Claude Van Damme irl
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:29 am to mofungoo
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:29 am to mofungoo
Van Damme was beat down by Chuck Zito, his former bodyguard. A Hell's Angel with a reputation as a street fighter. He is a legit tough guy. Check out the footage of the Mike Tyson Lennox Lewis press conference brawl. Zito is the one wearing the leather with Hells Angels patch. He jumped into the mix with little hesitation.
Chuck wins IMO
You think Chuck ever had a bodyguard??
Chuck wins IMO
You think Chuck ever had a bodyguard??
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:30 am to DavidTheGnome
Seagal or Norris.
Van Damme is all show and didn’t fight much in events outside of his movie career.
Van Damme is all show and didn’t fight much in events outside of his movie career.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:31 am to DavidTheGnome
Seagall is a joke
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:33 am to MikeD
JCVD was accomplished as a competitive fighter and used to spar with Norris in the 80's. I'd give experience to Norris and Athleticism to JCVD. Seagall is last.
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:33 am to DavidTheGnome
Well, one is a world champion in a form of fighting that is actually useful. One is a ballerina and the other knows Aikido.
So...
So...
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:33 am to Porter Osborne Jr
quote:he was a ballet dancer.
I thought JVVD was just a gymnast/actor?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:34 am to TheOtherWhiteMeat
quote:but does he have the boots to match?
Chuck Norris:
10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
8th degree black belt Taekwondo
4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
1st degree black belt Judo
a hi five to anyone who gets the reference.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:38 am to DavidTheGnome
There's a story that Seagal was running his mouth about how no one can choke him out, so Gene Lebell puts Seagal in a choke hold and Seagal passes out and shits himself. (sorry if someone already posted this; I'm not going to read through this thread.)
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:48 am to biglego
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At the age of 15, Van Damme started his competitive karate career in Belgium. From 1976 to 1980, Van Damme compiled a record of 44 victories and 4 defeats in tournament and non-tournament semi-contact matches. Van Damme was a member of the Belgium Karate Team when it won the European Karate Championship on 26 December 1979 at La Coupe François Persoons Karate Tournament in Brussels.[14][15] Van Damme placed second at the Challenge Coupe des Espoirs Karate Tournament (1st Trials). At the 3-day tournament, Van Damme defeated 25 opponents before losing in the finals to teammate Angelo Spataro.[14] On 8 March 1980, in Brussels, Belgium, Van Damme competed against his former teammate Patrick Teugels at the Forest National Arena on the undercard of the Dan Macaruso-Dominique Valera Professional Karate Association Light-Heavyweight World Championship bout.[14] Prior to this match, Teugels had defeated Van Damme twice by decision, including a match for the Belgium Lightweight Championship. Van Damme had a 1977 victory over Teugels. Teugels was coming off an impressive showing at the World Association of Kickboxing Organizations World Championships four months earlier, and was favored by some to win this match. According to reports, and Patrick Teugels' own interview (with photos), Teugels lost to Van Damme by TKO in the 1st round. Teugels was kicked in the nose and was unable to continue as a result.[14] In a 2013 interview, Van Damme called this fight his most memorable match.[16] Van Damme began his full-contact career in 1977, when Claude Goetz promoted the first ever full-contact karate tournament in Belgium. From 1977 to 1982, Van Damme compiled a record of 18 victories (18 knockouts) and 1 defeat[citation needed]. He was also named "Mr. Belgium" in a bodybuilding competition.[citation needed]
O wow. That's interesting. I stand corrected. He wasn't just a dancer.
Still think Norris would win, but a closer fight than I originally thought.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:02 am to EA6B
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Chuck Norris fought in sanctioned fights and won world titles. There is no real evidence Bruce Lee ever fought in a fight of any kind, he just a lot of theatrics, besides being a little runt.
Joe Lewis trained with Lee some. His opinion was Lee was a great martial artist and had he chosen to fight...would have been good.
Not the greatest but would have held his own in the upper echelon of pro fighters.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 11:02 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:10 am to LSUAlum2001
quote:
Seagal or Norris.
Van Damme is all show and didn’t fight much in events outside of his movie career.
I don’t believe Seagal has ever fought.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:13 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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quote:
Keanu Reeves
Wait, now are we talking Neo or John Wick since we are going with acting? Cause either one of them would wreck shite.
Keanu is an awesome shot. Google him in shooting competitions.
None of those 3 would ever get close enough to kick/hit him.
(God created man, Sam Colt made them equal)
But to answer OP. Chuck gets my vote.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:43 pm to alphaandomega
quote:
Keanu is an awesome shot. Google him in shooting competitions.
None of those 3 would ever get close enough to kick/hit him.
Keanu actually trains in judo and jujitsu. He has also studied kung fu, krav maga and boxing for movie roles.
Probably could take Seagal.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:58 pm to CarRamrod
quote:
he was a ballet dancer.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:08 pm to DavidTheGnome
Steven Segal - he banged the "fine" from Kelly Lebrock.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:18 pm to Placebeaux
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Seagal Beat Chuck Norris in a match in real life from what I've read
Uh, no.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:34 pm to phutureisyic
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dancer.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:45 pm to mofungoo
Doesn't matter Steven Seagal would still beat the fricken out of Chuck Norris
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:46 pm to EA6B
quote:
There is no real evidence Bruce Lee ever fought in a fight of any kind, he just a lot of theatrics, besides being a little runt.
Do you know anything about Bruce Lee?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:55 pm to DavidTheGnome
I think Seagall falls first, but to be honest with yall.. I have always thought he sucked for some reason so their might be some bias in my statement.. But he goes down first which means it's Van Damme vs Norris.
BloodSport & Lionheart Van Damme might have a chance, but anything else.. It's Norris.
BloodSport & Lionheart Van Damme might have a chance, but anything else.. It's Norris.
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