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Women of SNL sing All I want for Christmas is You' begging Mueller to indict Trump
Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:52 am
Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:52 am
quote:This goes beyond Trump derangement syndrome.
The regular female players - Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Melissa Villaseñor, Heidi Gardner, and Ego Nwodim - sang of their wish to see Mueller issue an indictment against President Donald Trump.
As the musical number begins, a portrait of Mueller wearing a Santa hat drops down from the roof.
‘I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need,’ they sang...
‘And I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree...
‘I just want a simple thing and the joy that it will bring…
‘The report is finally due - all I want for Christmas is you - you baby…’
At this point the portrait of Mueller comes down from the ceiling.
‘This needs to be done by Christmas,’ the song continues.
‘I need a fricking ounce of cheer...I just want really want my life back…
‘Oh, my god it's been two years…
‘I don't need it full impeachment…
‘But we just need a little fun…’
The women sing that they’d gladly accept an indictment against Donald Trump Jr.
‘Please tell us we aren't crazy...at least indict his oldest son…
‘Think of breaking news and Giuliani's interview, we're all in full bloom…
‘All I want for Christmas is you…’
The women then implore Mueller to ‘hurry, baby.’
‘We are sick of tiny nibble, we need a true entree…
‘You better prove that Trump colluded...and that he kidnapped Jon Benet…
‘We won't ask for much this Christmas, but at least throw us a bone…
‘Tell us what the hell is happening, and who the F is Roger Stone…
‘We don't need a long-arse dock, just a single payback stock…
‘Mueller, please come through because the only option is a coup…
‘Oh, I got the whole thing laid out, out on my kitchen floor…
‘And if you can't lock Trump up, least he'll be super poor…
‘Can all the crooks be gone...remember Mueller, bring us a sense of normalcy…
‘Where everything doesn't feel so completely upside down and out of control…
‘Because I can't take anymore anxiety medication!’
The women sing about not needing a lot for Christmas,
‘just a perfect magic spell to solve the world’s problems’ by ‘putting the white guy in a cell.’
‘I just want to sleep at night, please make sure your taste is right…
‘And make this wish come true, because all we want for Christmas is you.’
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:56 am to cajunangelle
And the narrative that the national media was running with “why can’t trump be more like HW and be friends with the people making fun of him??”
Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:57 am to cajunangelle
I remember when these people laughed at birthers.
Now, they've made birthers look perfectly sane in comparison.
Now, they've made birthers look perfectly sane in comparison.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:58 am to cajunangelle
3,2, nope, nope
Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:58 am to cajunangelle
These fools don’t even know Mueller can’t indict Trump
Posted on 12/2/18 at 8:59 am to cajunangelle
They don't seem to realize they further Trump's point the whole thing is a political witch hunt.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:13 am to cajunangelle
The weekend of mea culpa with Dan Crenshaw was short lived. They truly don’t care about being funny anymore.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:14 am to cajunangelle
Is that crap supposed to be funny?
Epic fail
MAGA
Epic fail
MAGA
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:17 am to cajunangelle
All of these Progs are the same, including the ones that post here.
Remember, after Kavabaw was inducted, the first thing these filth said was "well, he may not be guilty, but at least we ruined his life".
This is the mentality you are dealing with. Sociopathic, human trash.
Remember, after Kavabaw was inducted, the first thing these filth said was "well, he may not be guilty, but at least we ruined his life".
This is the mentality you are dealing with. Sociopathic, human trash.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:18 am to cajunangelle
How do liberals actually sit back and think, "man, that was FUNNY!"
Sad group of people
Sad group of people
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:20 am to cajunangelle
The one on the right has a picture that floats around the Internet with a di*k going in her arse.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:26 am to cajunangelle
This is the same group of assholes who get indignant over “Lock her Up.”
The only difference here is the people chanting lock her up could identify actual crime(s) committed by “her.”
These people want to indict Trump because they don’t like him. That’s it. They think if they are offended then someone should go to jail.
I can think of no more leftist view of the criminal justice system and the function of government than this . . .
The only difference here is the people chanting lock her up could identify actual crime(s) committed by “her.”
These people want to indict Trump because they don’t like him. That’s it. They think if they are offended then someone should go to jail.
I can think of no more leftist view of the criminal justice system and the function of government than this . . .
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:27 am to cajunangelle
this is what the average liberal woman looks like
Posted on 12/2/18 at 9:38 am to cajunangelle
Emotionally stunted morons
Posted on 12/2/18 at 10:44 am to cajunangelle
Isn't Leslie Jones the voice for DirecTV now?
Great optics for the company huh.
Meh
Chubby feminists gonna chubby scy scream ... even if in bad harmony with shitty lyrics.
Great optics for the company huh.
Meh
Chubby feminists gonna chubby scy scream ... even if in bad harmony with shitty lyrics.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 10:47 am to cajunangelle
Millennials are intolerable assclowns.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 11:50 am to cajunangelle
I do love how they ignore that there's something besides Chicago that's between New York and California.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:23 pm to cajunangelle
There was a story just last week about how SNL is floundering and how it is observed people are beginning to tire of the repeated and repackaged trump jokes with no other fresh comedy to prop them up.
Response to that? Double down.
SNL is just not funny anymore. It has been going downhill for a while and the current group is tilting it further down. Chevy Chase was dead on.
After Ferrell, Farley, Spade, Sandler, Rock, Hartman, Breuer, Meadows, and most of the staff earlier than them.. SNL is refreshing it’s staff with less and less comedic talent and more activists that try to make people laugh.
Response to that? Double down.
SNL is just not funny anymore. It has been going downhill for a while and the current group is tilting it further down. Chevy Chase was dead on.
After Ferrell, Farley, Spade, Sandler, Rock, Hartman, Breuer, Meadows, and most of the staff earlier than them.. SNL is refreshing it’s staff with less and less comedic talent and more activists that try to make people laugh.
Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:27 pm to cajunangelle
Cringe
Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:37 pm to cajunangelle
Women? I only see one.
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