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re: Today will mark the day of the most Amazon packages stolen off people's porches
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:44 am to CaptainsWafer
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:44 am to CaptainsWafer
Our work used to accept personal online deliveries until it got out of hand. One guy was building a Jeep from scratch and was having the crates and boxes dropped off at the front door. That pretty much ruined it for everybody.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:44 am to JackieTreehorn
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And then next week after the arrests I proclaim it to be "Dindu Nuffin Week."
Reparations week
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:48 am to BayouNation
Amazon just sent me a picture of the package they delivered. Can't decide if they're doing this to CYA with theft or because their flex drivers are dumbasses.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:51 am to BayouNation
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:52 am to BayouNation
All of my Amazon Prime deliveries have been taking, at a minimum, four days to get here. Most take 5-7 now. Robbers gonna be missing out on some good stuff
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:00 am to BayouNation
I leave my front door wide open to prevent this kind of stuff from happening
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:00 am to Traveler
That’s ballsy having crates sent to work.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:02 am to CaptainsWafer
Well, he was the one if you gave him an inch...
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:03 am to Traveler
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Our work used to accept personal online deliveries until it got out of hand.
Tires.
The last straw here was the guy who had a full set of truck tires delivered to the office.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:04 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:One of the advantages of USPS Amazon is that messing with the postal service is a Fed Crime with serious consequences if caught and USPS investigative/police all their own to dedicate to thefts. You don't have local yokel Officer MaketheReport come out to stick his thumb up his butt and never follow through on theft.
Mine is coming by FedEx. Buy more expensive stuff and they'll use good carriers, peasants!
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:05 am to Traveler
Well start shipping all of your big stuff to his house.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:06 am to BayouNation
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Amazon packages stolen
My buddy is a beekeeper. You'd be amazed how easy it is to fill an Amazon box with live bees.
The trick is to have an opening on the underside of the box. The perps will usually hear the humming, and lift the box to get a better listen.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:08 am to BayouNation
Doorbell cam, they can try it.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:09 am to BayouNation
Cameras armed and ready!
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:12 am to CaptainsWafer
They were a few of the ladies that wanted to whip his arse and couple were big enough to do it. He left the next summer, but the rule stayed in place as far as I know. Hopefully it has changed back now.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:59 am to BayouNation
My neighborhood has a repeat stealer who is still not in jail. BR baws...be on the lookout for a fat blonde. Like 6 foot 250. She comin.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 am to BayouNation
If it’s a small package (let’s say smaller than a criminal) you can open your garage door a crack and Amazon delivery will slide it under the garage door out of reach.
This post was edited on 11/28/18 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 11/27/18 at 1:00 pm to BayouNation
Ring Doorbell, or any one that alerts and records, for this sole reason.
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