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Posted on 11/7/18 at 7:21 pm to theicebox
I may or may not have been there when a friend got a hooker and found out the next night she was the donkey girl
Posted on 11/7/18 at 7:51 pm to theicebox
I ma there for a week every three months for work. Typically stay the nights in Chula Vista though. I'm rather fond of my kidneys.
All joking aside, it's like any other large industrial city in a shithole country. There are good parts and bad parts, safe parts and dangerous parts. I've been to two strip clubs there, one high end, and one in the gutters. Both were great experiences, and I'm pretty sure I could have fricked any stripper I wanted at either establishment. They whores fricking love white people. They can immediately key in on who has a Mexican income, and who has a US income.
All joking aside, it's like any other large industrial city in a shithole country. There are good parts and bad parts, safe parts and dangerous parts. I've been to two strip clubs there, one high end, and one in the gutters. Both were great experiences, and I'm pretty sure I could have fricked any stripper I wanted at either establishment. They whores fricking love white people. They can immediately key in on who has a Mexican income, and who has a US income.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 8:07 pm to theicebox
Actually just went this past weekend with some buddies.
We thought it would be fun to go to one of these shows. Everyone was saying “you’ve got to check out one of these shows”. And it was a woman fricking a horse. We get there, and think it’s gonna be awesome but it’s not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It’s kind of gross. You think “a woman fricking a horse” and you get there and it’s a woman fricking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her. Kind of felt bad for the horse.
We thought it would be fun to go to one of these shows. Everyone was saying “you’ve got to check out one of these shows”. And it was a woman fricking a horse. We get there, and think it’s gonna be awesome but it’s not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It’s kind of gross. You think “a woman fricking a horse” and you get there and it’s a woman fricking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her. Kind of felt bad for the horse.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 8:36 pm to teke184
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Try Windsor, ONT
The Windsor Ballet! I almost missed my flight home from Detroit because we wanted to see Sasha dance again. I think that place was called The Millionaires Club. Not sure if that was in US or Canadian dollars ...
Crossing back into the US, the Customs agent, a Florida Evans look-a-like, established that we were US citizens and then asked why we were in Canada. My friend, who was driving, said "We came over to go to the casino and the strip clubs, but we never left the strip club". Florida smiled and asked if we were bringing anything back from Canada. My friend answered, "Just hard-ons, ma'am." She laughed and waved us through.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 8:52 pm to mt1
Hong Kong is definitely the better place now. I feel like a lot of the people replying haven't been there in a while. Uber is better than taxis now, Airbnb is better than most hotels. Some areas aren't too bad, they've become somewhat Americanized.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 8:53 pm to Tigerfan56
You thought that when you go to see degenerate garbage like that you're going to enjoy it? There's a special place in Hell for people who run those places.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:07 pm to teke184
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Try Windsor, ONT, instead and get full nude dancers shoving their tits in your face.
Cheetahs ?
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:15 pm to atxfan
quote:The last time I went (Nogales) I was robbed at gunpoint by two uniformed police officers. frick Mexico.
Is it still safe to go to border towns?
eta- and that was the second time I was robbed that night.
This post was edited on 11/7/18 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:17 pm to theicebox
Anyone seen a donkey show?
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:23 pm to lsu xman
I went to TJ several times and Rosarita once ... would have been around 1994.
Then TJ again one more time around 1999.
Walking back to the border on the final visit...made the mistake of giving $5 to one of the chicklet kids.
That little shite ran back to his leper mom...and next thing I know, about 50 chicklet kids are coming my way.
I almost had to run to get away from them.
I always felt sorry for those people.
Then TJ again one more time around 1999.
Walking back to the border on the final visit...made the mistake of giving $5 to one of the chicklet kids.
That little shite ran back to his leper mom...and next thing I know, about 50 chicklet kids are coming my way.
I almost had to run to get away from them.
I always felt sorry for those people.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:38 pm to theicebox
Only been during the day alone. Would not go alone at night.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:57 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
quote:Mexico City and Monterrey are fine. The closer you get to the border (US and Central America), the worse it gets.
No it is not safe to be an American in most of Mexico outside of the well known resort location any more.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:00 pm to smash williams
It has been over 10 years but back then the alley felt kind of seedy. An oxymoron when discussing zona norte, I know.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:45 pm to theicebox
Never got to go. Was off limits when I was stationed at Pendleton. My roommate Santa Cruz went every weekend though
I have been to Cancun and ended up out of the touristy area though.
I have been to Cancun and ended up out of the touristy area though.
This post was edited on 11/7/18 at 11:46 pm
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