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re: Do you have a morning routine
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:33 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:33 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Sleep until last minute possible, rush out of door.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:43 pm to SouthernImmigrant
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I’m sure you stressing him the frick out is great for his hormones. Dudes probably pumping out some incredibly potent sperm to get your arse off his back
I've had 2 surgeries (so far), missed over 2 weeks of work cause of the surgeries (so far), had blood work done at least a dozen times, had several painful diagnostic tests done in the doctor's office (many which require me to take valium and pain meds prior because of how painful/uncomfortable the testing is), gained weight from fertility drugs, gotten sick from fertility drugs, and had to inject myself with numerous needles(fertility drugs).
He's just had his blood drawn once and jerked off into a cup a handful of times.
He can put up with me being moodier than usual.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:53 pm to lsunurse
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jerked off into a cup
Harder than you think.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:06 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Up by 5 am. Bold coffee. Clear family wreckage. Email work assholes. Shower. Shave. Drive. Avoid Trump mannequins. Rinse. Repeat.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Go away..no one gives a crap about your morning routine.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:14 am to Tigris
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Wake up at 2:00 AM
Work out for 4 hours.
Shower, shave, etc.
Volunteer at the homeless shelter for 2 hours.
Work for 10 hours, no lunch since that is theft.
Saving the planet stuff - 2 hours.
Catch up on urinating and defecating.
Animal shelter volunteer til 3 AM.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:44 am to soccerfüt
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Only a Arky would need to wonder what a normal existence is like to ask such a mundane question.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:20 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Coffee and reading TigerDroppings
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:31 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Up around 4 and start coffee. I like beginning the day by doing something creative like sketching or playing guitar.
Catch up on news and take a series of 4 or 5 craps. Can’t get it all out at once. Not sure why.
Occasionally I’ll wake up the boy and we’ll go for a run or bike ride before school.
Make kids good breakfast then head to work.
I’m always most hornet in the morning but if I wank then I lose all momentum. Same with breakfast. If I eat then I want to sleep. Usually don’t eat until 2ish. Light meal like protein bar.
Catch up on news and take a series of 4 or 5 craps. Can’t get it all out at once. Not sure why.
Occasionally I’ll wake up the boy and we’ll go for a run or bike ride before school.
Make kids good breakfast then head to work.
I’m always most hornet in the morning but if I wank then I lose all momentum. Same with breakfast. If I eat then I want to sleep. Usually don’t eat until 2ish. Light meal like protein bar.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Tumble out of bed
Stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Then yawn and stretch and try to come alive
Stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Then yawn and stretch and try to come alive
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:03 am to lsunurse
Just saying from experience it’s hard to get into it and I’m sure it hurts your sperm count when your SO is constantly bitching.makes it hard for me to come
Posted on 9/7/18 at 9:49 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Where do you work?
I'm self employed, but mostly work out of my Baton rouge office.
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