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re: What animal would you most like to be?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:31 pm to TigerVespamon
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:31 pm to TigerVespamon
You get to watch women's asses without anybody noticing.
That seems nice.
That seems nice.
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Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:39 pm to Somebody2
This one
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:47 pm to Somebody2
A dolphin. They live for 40 years, are intelligent, social, get to play in the water and fish every day. Sounds like a good life to me.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:58 pm to OKellsBells
Dog is by far the best choice.
You basically get to live like a human and will probably have zero responsibilities except to not crap in the house.
Real animals have to spend their lives hunting for food, fighting off predators, and any moderately serious injury means death.
You basically get to live like a human and will probably have zero responsibilities except to not crap in the house.
Real animals have to spend their lives hunting for food, fighting off predators, and any moderately serious injury means death.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:59 pm to Somebody2
Cheetah. No logic, I just find their speed and grace beautiful.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:00 pm to Somebody2
Human
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:05 pm to Bruco
I see your point. With that reasoning, a dolphin in a good aquarium would be the same scenario. 
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:07 pm to Somebody2
Bear...how can you say no to a 3 month nap over the winter?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:12 pm to Somebody2
No, the Carthiginian elephants were a North African sub-species. They were smaller than sub Saharan elephants
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:13 pm to Somebody2
Mountain Lion
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:14 pm to Somebody2
a retired race horse
ETA--Championship race horse
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 7/28/18 at 3:06 pm to dbuchanon
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They chill in the water all day and noone fks with them
This guy gets it. Also, the fatter you are as a male, the more attractive you are to the females. I want to be a hippopotamus so bad.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 3:19 pm to CoachChappy
Posted on 7/28/18 at 3:20 pm to Somebody2
Posted on 7/28/18 at 3:22 pm to Somebody2
A stud on a stud farm. Live like a king, nail 3 different mares every day, never get call back, or pay child support. Bam, boom, good day
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:23 pm to JCinBAMA
That creepy arse dog looks kinda like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince for some reason.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:40 pm to OKellsBells
Either a dolphin or an otter. Those two seem to pretty much have the perfect life. Chill in the water, don’t have to work too hard to find food, and no real predators to worry about.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:40 pm to Somebody2
like probably a snow leopard.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:48 pm to Somebody2
Is there any other answer besides a lion or great white shark?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:05 pm to el Gaucho
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Human
Not sure why this wasnt said earlier.
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