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re: Hot receptionist at my CPA’s office

Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
64601 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:18 pm to
I find it odd that a married man even remembers that condoms exist.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31528 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:19 pm to
She’s having you sign a restraining order.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
17149 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:23 pm to
Hell, even as a guy with a long term girlfriend, they’d never even register as a thought
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24368 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
33531 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

I find it odd that a married man even remembers that condoms exist


My wife gave me sex back in April. Took a second to get the condom to roll in the right direction.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:28 pm to
I only hang around trashy broads who are down for raw dogging on the first "date"
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
170195 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

Should I bring rubbers or nah?


You jack off with rubbers?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
145363 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:34 pm to
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Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
49395 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:41 pm to
Does she like dudes who speak in Ebonics?
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
21443 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:50 pm to
pics of gtfo
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37844 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:53 pm to
quote:


There’s this hottie that works for my CPA.


So you aren't one of my clients.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
145363 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

pics of gtfo




Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:00 am to
Some of that sounded damned close to English.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61922 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:01 am to
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I responded “Boo, you know I’m married lolololol”


You called her "boo"? Ugh, cringe.

If she likes your approach then you're definitely not the only one in line.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
77827 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:04 am to
Sodomy never leads to pregnancy. Remember that.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4532 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:05 am to
Subtle "a female human talked to me today" brag
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:08 am to
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Why do threads like this occur without pics? This is bull shite.


Because if you post pics, you’re called “creepy.” Here on the OT, you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:11 am to
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
14074 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:26 am to
quote:

Ask her out to eat
Or ask her to eat out.
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
939 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:28 am to
quote:

Should I bring rubbers or nah?

Nah, spray dem guts
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