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Hot receptionist at my CPA’s office

Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30136 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:00 pm
There’s this hottie that works for my CPA...been there for a couple of years. Late twenties. Huge rack. Anyway, I go to drop some stuff off and she says “Hey Tyga, you were in my dream last night lulz!” I responded “Boo, you know I’m married lolololol” She said “not like that, big cat. We were here at the office, totally innocent.” I followed up with “well damn, that’s not fun or exciting.” Then she told me my zipper was down a little bit which makes me believe she was drawn to Tyga’s wood. And Tyga would give her wood. Believe dat. Anyway, later this afternoon she calls and tells me I need to sign some things. Headed there in the morning. Should I bring rubbers or nah?
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm to
I imagine you creeped her out.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166322 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm to
She’s down with jon’s Ham
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:02 pm to
bring rubbers and bail money.
Posted by DCtiger1
Panama City Beach
Member since Jul 2009
8778 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to
Just rawdog
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to
Def put a rubber on your phone before you fire up the FarmVille
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59673 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to
if you would have just played farmville this story would be much better
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30136 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

She’s down with jon’s Ham


That guy is a clown, bro
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20233 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to
Pics?
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14909 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to
I can’t decide if I care less about your story or those innocent rappers that were murdered.

Though when someone refers to themselves as Tyga, y’all may not be that different.
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 11:05 pm
Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1302 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to
Probably should. She might want to use them on her strap-on while she pegs your nasty arse. Probably should bring some lube too.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:04 pm to
I'm gonna hand it to you, you've got better game than Pecker.

quote:

Should I bring rubbers or nah?


Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29116 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:06 pm to
Why do threads like this occur without pics? This is bull shite.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30136 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Why do threads like this occur without pics? This is bull shite.



I understand. I’ll take pics of her in the a.m. That wouldn’t be creepy, would it?
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

Tyga Woods


Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124467 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:09 pm to
Ask her out to eat
Posted by cheesesteak501
The South
Member since Mar 2014
3152 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:10 pm to
This is gay
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14909 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

I understand. I’ll take pics of her in the a.m. That wouldn’t be creepy, would it?


Only creepy if you don’t let her know what you’re doing and ask her to look at the camera.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15554 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:16 pm to
You microcheated on your wife. Better ask that CPA for Swiss bank account referrals quick
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:17 pm to
Dear Penthouse....
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