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re: Hot receptionist at my CPA’s office

Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:29 am to
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4987 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:29 am to
I'm reading this in clifford Franklin's voice from The Replacements.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 12:40 am to
what did I just read?
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:23 am to
Don’t fish off the company pier. It’s a rule.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39200 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:31 am to
Bring her home on your wife's birthday for a threesome. It almost always works out good.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9524 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:32 am to
I'm not one that downvotes for no pictures in a situation like this.

...until I read this line

quote:

I responded “Boo, you know I’m married lolololol”


No man speaks like that
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29275 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:47 am to
quote:

Or ask her to eat out.


Or ask to eat her out
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48999 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:52 am to
She knows your poor so....
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:03 am to
If a girl says you were in her dream, does that automatically mean she wants to do you?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:07 am to
So are you a Pecker alter or is Pecker your alter? or just so much of a douche that you want to post like him?
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5718 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:20 am to
Hope your wife doesn’t read your post
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:26 am to
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Belee dat



Fify


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35455 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:55 am to
Tell her Tyga would, but I won’t






















Take accelerated depreciation, cuz I don’t
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9236 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 11:03 am to
Did you really call her "boo"?
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Ask her out to eat


quote:

Or ask her to eat out.


No, ask to eat her out.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39982 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 11:10 am to
quote:

There’s this hottie that works for my CPA...been there for a couple of years. Late twenties. Huge rack. Anyway, I go to drop some stuff off and she says “Hey Tyga, you were in my dream last night lulz!” I responded “Boo, you know I’m married lolololol” She said “not like that, big cat. We were here at the office, totally innocent.” I followed up with “well damn, that’s not fun or exciting.” Then she told me my zipper was down a little bit which makes me believe she was drawn to Tyga’s wood.

Literally none of this happened. You don't even have a CPA I bet.
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