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re: How would you disappear?

Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:27 pm to
Liquidate everything
Fly to central Argentina
Live off the grid
Slam hot Latinas
???
Profit
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:27 pm to
I could tell, but them is have to kill all of you ITT.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146910 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I’d go to one of my Island homes in the Caymans.



how would you get there?
Posted by sammy762
Boise
Member since Apr 2016
573 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:31 pm to
Don't tempt me bro
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16540 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:34 pm to
There's a few episodes of the show "I Almost Got Away With It" where peeps were doing this.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:34 pm to
Easiest way would be drive to Mexico with a Mexican buddy. My name is Mexican, so people could continue calling me the same thing. It's a common name. Family could come visit. I like tacos and big-bottomed women. The news would be worth watching again. Could bang tourist chicks. It would be almost as easy as living here.

Or I could just take a boat to wherever. Both of these options aren't hard at all. I could be on a boat heading out of the country in a few hours
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
28528 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

how would you get there?


You can fly to the U.S. Virgin Islands with no passport and then get to virtually any other island in the Caribbean by boat with no ID or passport.

Or do the same by boat from Key West.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11432 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:35 pm to
I'd google the country with the tallest population & head there. I'm too conspicuous to try to vanish.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
37372 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28050 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Mexican drug cartels are usually very open minded when it comes to allowing white guys


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:37 pm to
Better start liking Volvos
Posted by thedrumdoctor
Gonzales,La
Member since Sep 2016
887 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:37 pm to
That's not a bad plan. The key to flying anywhere though would be to get a head start before you were actually charged or questioned.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
33583 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:38 pm to
Acquire as much cash as possible. Buy sailboat. Spend years cruising the coasts of South America and maybe establish somewhat of a home in Uruguay
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15366 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Don't tempt me bro


After last week, probably not a good time to joke about it.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146910 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

You can fly


then you will get caught


quote:

boat


is the only way
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11432 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Better start liking Volvos


Better than becoming a drug mule in Mexico, I suppose.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
266138 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:45 pm to
Live on one of the thousand or so islands in Southeast Ak.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58766 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:48 pm to

Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
33862 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:49 pm to
1. Pilot friend
2. Access to seaplane
3. ???
4. Profit
Posted by deeprig9
2023/24 B2B GSB Riboff Champ
Member since Sep 2012
66412 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:51 pm to
Am I to assume my passport is still good and my accounts aren’t frozen?

One way ticket first class ATL to Frankfurt and 30 days prepaid room at the intercontinental hotel on the river, on the company card. Alert my bank to travel plans. Move investment accounts to a local bank. Cash out my daily limit of Euros everyday until account was drained. After the first 30 days at the intercontinental I cash in my Marriott points a few blocks away.

After that I take the train to Heidelberg which is Germany’s version of Athens GA.

There I use my English to work in the tourism business offline as a tour guide or something.
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