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My Valentine's date decided we should go to olive garden

Posted on 2/17/18 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16101 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 9:20 pm
So we went. And this place sucks. Not even good pasta frick this place
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35618 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 9:22 pm to
GBiven where you're from and your threads on the OT I'm not surprised.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63228 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 9:24 pm to
Arkansas, amirite?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90578 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 9:26 pm to
Yep OG sucks, good asssement.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26056 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 9:35 pm to
I hope she let you frick. You did have to endure the fricking Olive Garden.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 10:36 pm to
isn't Olive Garden the gold standard restaurant in
R-Kansas?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27449 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 10:45 pm to
At least you’re going to get laid. I mean, any female that suggests that is going to come off the poon. Unless she bloats on breadsticks, soup and salad.

I had a first date one time where the young woman asked that we go to Red Lobster. Screw it, I thought, since that was a clear indicator I was getting some trim. She filled up on cheese biscuits and when we got back to my house she took a massive deuce. No poon.

Anyway, thoughts and prayers.
This post was edited on 2/18/18 at 8:40 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117734 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 6:20 am to
Did you try the never ending salad and breadsticks?

You could still be eating.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27449 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 10:29 am to
quote:

So we went. And this place sucks. Not even good pasta frick this place


But, how was the sex?
This post was edited on 2/18/18 at 10:30 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12989 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 3:51 pm to
You're going to have to see the forest through the trees. The bigger issue is not that your date wanted to eat at Olive Garden on Valentine's Day, the bigger issue is the type of woman seemingly attracted to you.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 7:36 am to
I'm fan of the salad
Posted by bdevill
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2008
11809 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 7:58 am to

She seems easy to please. Marry her.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17750 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 8:15 am to
Is this your gfriend ? She too thinks Olive Garden is the greatest "Italian" restaurant.



Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33981 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 8:18 am to
Salad and breadsticks is all I really want from there...they can keep the soup
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
9502 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 8:25 am to
I'm always amazed at the crowds at OG. You could buy a couple of Smart Ones microwave dinners and get the same quality/portion size.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68431 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 12:18 pm to
Tell him politely that next time you get to chose the place and you're not that easy.
Posted by Brazoria Bengal
Your Wildest Dreams
Member since Nov 2016
112 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 4:04 pm to
Dude it's 2018. Hop on yelp and find the best Italian place close to you, and NEVER let a woman decide where to eat. She can decide what type of food, but never the place.
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