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re: Advice on addressing an inconsiderate neighbor (potential damage to lake ecosystem)
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:41 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:41 pm to Paul Allen
Post a pic of this lake with picture of the day and time
Paul’s trolls suck as much dick as him and his mother
Paul’s trolls suck as much dick as him and his mother
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:52 pm to Paul Allen
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Yes, thousands. He’s literally hitting 8 irons into the lake for over an hour, if not a couple of hours. And he drinks a lot of wine and martinis doing this.
Sounds like a blast .
Posted on 2/10/18 at 3:56 pm to djangochained
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Post a pic of this lake with picture of the day and time Paul’s trolls suck as much dick as him and his mother
I think most people know this whole story is fabricated. Right?
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:00 pm to Paul Allen
It is littering and probably violates state water regulations.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:02 pm to Paul Allen
Golf Balls are not going to hurt a lake, unless you dump like 5 million of them in it.
Stop being a bitch
Stop being a bitch
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:05 pm to Paul Allen
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Paul Allen
It's raining downvotes in here
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:11 pm to fightin tigers
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Wilson golf balls Cheaper than a normal sleeve
Go ahead and tell me Santa isn't real too!
I thought I had a million dollar idea and you had to come in and rip it to spreads
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:11 pm to Paul Allen
Sounds like you live next door to Martini. I wouldn't bother him until he's had his Manhattan, fig preserves, and Charcuterie plate. Then, maybe y'all can straighten this out.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:15 pm to Paul Allen
Probably just hoping that a yuppie from some liberal arse state comes to check him about it. You’ll either get decked or he’ll laugh it off and you’ll be best friends. Coonasses are weird.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:18 pm to Paul Allen
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That’s not true. Think of thousands of golf balls in a lake. Not the ideal scenario for a thriving ecosystem.
I’ve noticed all the death and environmental destruction at golf course lakes. Poor alligators and fish don’t stand a chance.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:22 pm to Paul Allen
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:22 pm to Paul Allen
Where does neighbors endless supply of golf balls originate?
I would guess he may have lived on a course and like many golfview homeowners, he has a 55 gallon trash can full of found golf balls
When golf balls are no longer available dirt cheap, neighbor will prolly take up some other recreational avocation like, skeet shooting or chain saw ice sculpture.
I would guess he may have lived on a course and like many golfview homeowners, he has a 55 gallon trash can full of found golf balls
When golf balls are no longer available dirt cheap, neighbor will prolly take up some other recreational avocation like, skeet shooting or chain saw ice sculpture.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:24 pm to S
My driver was telling me this morning of Paul's misfortune. I hope he contacts the authorities and they have this hooligan apologize and repent for his actions.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:25 pm to Paul Allen
All the lead from those golf balls!
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:35 pm to NIH
Concur. No place for this kind of tomfoolery.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:42 pm to Jake88
Exactly. Polluting this bucolic lake. Totally unnecessary and disgusting.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:44 pm to Paul Allen
Calling you a douche would be impliedly assigning you credibility in this story, so suffice it to just say you're pathetic.
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:47 pm to Paul Allen
I phoned one of my associates from Vermont who advised me to tell you to try and approach the situation yourself, with poise, guile, and gusto. He suggested that you should, with a conspicuous, succinct inflection in your voice, demand he use his leisure time and this particular activity elsewhere, for the benefit of the lake. Any further proclivities as such should be handled peacefully by local authorities.
Some apostate mongrels always hindering society. Might I suggest a gimlet?
Some apostate mongrels always hindering society. Might I suggest a gimlet?
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:49 pm to Paul Allen
There are currently 6 upvotes and 66 downvotes.
6 66
6 66
Posted on 2/10/18 at 4:57 pm to PsychTiger
I mean, it is intentionally littering.
This story isn’t true, but if it was I’d just ask the neighbor to stop. Golf courses even clean those out of ponds regularly to help the ecosystems.
If he didn’t stop though, I’d just carry on living my life.
This story isn’t true, but if it was I’d just ask the neighbor to stop. Golf courses even clean those out of ponds regularly to help the ecosystems.
If he didn’t stop though, I’d just carry on living my life.
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