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Chuck Norris is suing CBS for $30 million
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:25 pm
Just read a story on yahoo about Chuck. The comments are full of Chuck Norris jokes. Absolutely hilarious.
What are your best Chuck Norris jokes (or the best you read in the comments of this story)?
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What are your best Chuck Norris jokes (or the best you read in the comments of this story)?
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This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 9:07 am
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Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:31 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris has a gmail account, it's gmail@chucknorris.com
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:31 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:32 pm to CatsGoneWild
But was he sexually abused?
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:33 pm to Ed Osteen
quote:
But was he sexually abused
No. He abused the term sexually abused
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:35 pm to CatsGoneWild
The boogeyman is scared Chuck Norris is under his bed
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:35 pm to CatsGoneWild
Do you ever hear how old somebody is and are immediately taken aback? When I just found out that Chuck Norris is 77, I was like dang! Dudes old as balls.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:35 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris is also currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:37 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris, can dribble a football.
Chuck Norris, can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris, can slam a revolving door.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:37 pm to CatsGoneWild
quote:
Hillary had 3,000,000 more votes than Trump
Chuck Norris voted once for Trump
Trump won.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:39 pm to CatsGoneWild
Dude I am dying 
Chuck Norris's parachute failed to open, so he returned the parachute the next day.
Chuck Norris's parachute failed to open, so he returned the parachute the next day.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:40 pm to DarthRebel
quote:
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:45 pm to CatsGoneWild
quote:
Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.
This just cracked me up.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:47 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:55 pm to ClientNumber9
Chuck Norris CAN touch M.C. Hammer
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:56 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris taught Mike the Tiger to roar, in Spanish.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:56 pm to CatsGoneWild
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:15 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still walked it off.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:49 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck went to an "eat a 72oz. steak in an hour and its free" restaurant. He ate 3 of them and spent the last 45 minutes bangin his waitress.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:54 pm to hogminer
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris NEVER loses
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck norris made journey stop believing
Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris NEVER loses
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck norris made journey stop believing
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 3:57 pm
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