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A look back at great quotes from Futurama
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:14 am
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:14 am
One of the greatest animated shows of all time.
What are some of your favorite quotes?
Zapp Brannigan: I’m in command here. Zapp Brannigan. Has my fame preceded me or was I too quick for it?
Bender: Of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.
Bender: Comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, that’s funny.
Fry: Wait! I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
Fry: You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go
Leela: That's the only part about being a slave
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as its not about my eye.
Fry: Errrrmmm...
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: *sighs* Just ask the question.
Fry: Whats with the eye?
Fry: How could they even know about a show from 1000 years ago?
Prof: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about 1000 light years away, so the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there, you see...
Fry: Magic, Got it.
Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion; the "x" makes it sound cool.
Scruffy: I'm on break.
What are some of your favorite quotes?
Zapp Brannigan: I’m in command here. Zapp Brannigan. Has my fame preceded me or was I too quick for it?
Bender: Of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.
Bender: Comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, that’s funny.
Fry: Wait! I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
Fry: You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go
Leela: That's the only part about being a slave
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as its not about my eye.
Fry: Errrrmmm...
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: *sighs* Just ask the question.
Fry: Whats with the eye?
Fry: How could they even know about a show from 1000 years ago?
Prof: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about 1000 light years away, so the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there, you see...
Fry: Magic, Got it.
Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion; the "x" makes it sound cool.
Scruffy: I'm on break.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 4:21 am
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 5:21 am to Scruffy
Such an underrated show. It had the Scrubs thing going on where it could make you laugh, think, and cry. I know baby Bender, the dog, and the ending got to me hard.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 6:21 am to Scruffy
DP
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 8:14 am
Posted on 1/31/18 at 6:21 am to Scruffy
All time favorite quote:
Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!
Other favorites:
LINK
That suit was ugly! whale biologist.
Prof.: Fry, don't be so stupid.
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do
Prof: getting my brain out was the easy part... the hard part was getting my brain OUT
Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!
Other favorites:
LINK
That suit was ugly! whale biologist.
Prof.: Fry, don't be so stupid.
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do
Prof: getting my brain out was the easy part... the hard part was getting my brain OUT
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 6:26 am
Posted on 1/31/18 at 7:57 am to Scruffy
It boggles me that there was a time that I thought Family Guy was the better show of that generation. I was so young, dumb, and immature back then.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 8:11 am to Scruffy
Zapp Branningan: You remind me of a young me. Not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple of years older.
Zapp Brannigan: One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think
Kif: No it doesn't.
And my favorite:
Fry: Actually she wasn't me really my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
Zapp Brannigan: One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think
Kif: No it doesn't.
And my favorite:
Fry: Actually she wasn't me really my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 8:13 am to Scruffy
When Fry becomes king of the water people’s planet by drinking the old king, and Leela tells him to be careful because nearly all the former kings were drunk at their inauguration:
Fry: I plan on having a few myself.
Fry: I plan on having a few myself.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 9:34 am to Scruffy
Zapp: "The alien mothership! If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Zapp: "What the hell is that thing?"
Kif: "It appears to be the mothership."
Zapp: "Then what did we just blow up?"
Kif: "The Hubble Telescope."
Zapp: "What the hell is that thing?"
Kif: "It appears to be the mothership."
Zapp: "Then what did we just blow up?"
Kif: "The Hubble Telescope."
Posted on 1/31/18 at 9:44 am to Scruffy
quote:
A look back at great quotes from Futurama
Always room for Futurama threads, have an upvote.
Some of my faves:
quote:
Nixon: Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
quote:
Prof. Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
Fry: But existing is basically all I do!
quote:
Prof. Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! [Farnsworth presses a button, revealing an arsenal of doomsday weapons.] Prof. Farnsworth: I suppose I could part with one and still be feared…
I'm partial to Farnsworth, Morbo, and Zoidberg
quote:
Prof. Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one Hell of a bowel movement. Afterward, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
quote:
Dwight: What's this device's marketability? Who's the target consumer? Farnsworth: There is no target consumer! Only targets. Targets that will tremble in fear as their new master hands down edicts in my glorious, booming voice!
quote:
Professor Farnsworth: This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family.
quote:
Hippie: Wow, look at the colours. These'll go great with my soul.
Zoidberg: Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewellery for years, apparently.
quote:
Zoidberg: Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
Posted on 1/31/18 at 9:52 am to Scruffy
"I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game"
?Fry
"Can you put that in the form of a question?"
?Farnsworth
"Uh, what if that thing I said?"
?Fry
Fry: Four identical castles!
Bender: Each more identical than the last
?Fry
"Can you put that in the form of a question?"
?Farnsworth
"Uh, what if that thing I said?"
?Fry
Fry: Four identical castles!
Bender: Each more identical than the last
Posted on 1/31/18 at 9:55 am to Scruffy
Hermes ill have a horse coke.
Concessuon guy horse pepsi ok?
Hermes neigh
Concessuon guy horse pepsi ok?
Hermes neigh
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:07 am to Scruffy
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God! What if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Prof. Farnsworth (after warning people about the lava, yet Leela still tries to strip naked and jump in): Professor! Lava! HOT!
Cubert: Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal; they'll make the ship go faster.
Leela: And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?
Cubert: I'm twelve.
Fry: My God! What if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Prof. Farnsworth (after warning people about the lava, yet Leela still tries to strip naked and jump in): Professor! Lava! HOT!
Cubert: Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal; they'll make the ship go faster.
Leela: And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?
Cubert: I'm twelve.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:09 am to Scruffy
quote:
One of the greatest animated shows of all time.
Agreed
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:25 am to Scruffy
Professor: With my dying breath, I blame ZOIDBERG!
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:44 am to Scruffy
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:51 am to Scruffy
I use this one on my wife and kids a good bit. From when Bender adopted a bunch of kids.
Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food. [kids look pleadingly at Bender]. Bender: Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food. [kids look pleadingly at Bender]. Bender: Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 10:51 am
Posted on 1/31/18 at 11:12 am to Scruffy
I always loved what I call their "algorithmic humor" - where they take a joke and then make it modular, sometimes by removing the content entirely:
Hermes (shivering and distraught): Sweet somethin' of...some place.
Zapp (not actually paying attention to whoever is talking to him): Well, that's whatever-you-were-talking-about for you.
I also love Bender's: Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!
Hermes (shivering and distraught): Sweet somethin' of...some place.
Zapp (not actually paying attention to whoever is talking to him): Well, that's whatever-you-were-talking-about for you.
I also love Bender's: Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!
Posted on 1/31/18 at 11:30 am to Scruffy
quote:
One of the greatest animated shows of all time.
I remember when it was FOX's unwanted stepchild. Stuck in the NFL post-game death-slot where few would see it even on the weeks when it wasn't bumped off the schedule for football.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 12:55 pm to Scruffy
Fry: I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff.
Bender: (stops laughing). Oh, you’re serious. In that case let me laugh even harder.
(In the candy heart factory research lab)
Chicken wire man 1: is heaven missing an angel because you’ve got nice cans.
Chicken wire man 2: my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
Bender: (stops laughing). Oh, you’re serious. In that case let me laugh even harder.
(In the candy heart factory research lab)
Chicken wire man 1: is heaven missing an angel because you’ve got nice cans.
Chicken wire man 2: my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:59 pm to Scruffy
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