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Nephew has started asking me questions about sex
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:47 am
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:47 am
My nephew is 17 and a senior in high school. I guess he's just started to get some action and since I'm the young uncle who is around he has been asking me questions. It's awkward because I don't want to tell him some degenerate shite and end up pissing my sister off. Is this something I should just change the subject on whenever it comes up or should I try to steer him in the right direction?
Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats. I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply or just laugh and move on.
Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats. I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply or just laugh and move on.
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:48 am to celltech1981
Where is his dad? Defer the questions to him. Otherwise, if your nephew knocks up some girl, Uncle Celltech is going to get the blame!
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:48 am to celltech1981
As the young uncle, it's your duty to help the kid out 
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:50 am to celltech1981
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Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats
What an odd fricking question.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:51 am to celltech1981
Tell him to stay the frick away from Kevin Spacey.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:51 am to celltech1981
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end up pissing my sister off
And this is the main reason I'd give him tips. I have 2 sisters (no pics) who I love to piss off
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:51 am to celltech1981
Help the kid out, If he's not asking his dad these questions I highly doubt he tells your sister anything about it
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:52 am to celltech1981
Be careful what you say. May catch a charge 10 years from now for some retroactive law.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:52 am to celltech1981
Why would he ask a virgin about sex?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:52 am to celltech1981
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try to steer him in the right direction?
This. Sex should not be some taboo thing. Tell him to ask you anything he wants. There are no bad questions and no reason to be embarrassed.
Be very real and frank with him. Don't feed him bullshite. He will appreciate you for it.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:53 am to celltech1981
Is this another Randall thread?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:53 am to celltech1981
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Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats.
Maybe I only associate with clean women, but I have never found toilet paper in a vagina
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:54 am to celltech1981
Just tell him to PIIHB
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:57 am to celltech1981
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he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats.
is it? asking for a friend.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:57 am to celltech1981
I'd help him out with some basic advice. Just stay away from the really deprived shite.. Or just point him to Pornhub and tell him that's what relationships are like.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:58 am to celltech1981
For God's sakes tell him you aren't interested.
Unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case possibly you are interested in sex with your own nephew.
Unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case possibly you are interested in sex with your own nephew.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:13 am to celltech1981
No texts, just verbal advice. Tell him to discover baby wipes and to always place a helmet on his soldier when at attention.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:16 am to celltech1981
Tell him to register on tiger droppings and come to the OT. Make sure he announces that he’s new here and is looking for advice on women.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:19 am to celltech1981
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I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:22 am to celltech1981
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he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats. I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply or just laugh and move on.
You know that’s not Normal right?
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