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Is Alaska really as bad of a sausage fest as ive been told?

Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:49 pm
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:49 pm
I heard its all men up there.
Posted by Missile
Where the AF sends me
Member since Jun 2007
2537 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:50 pm to
Great Alaska Bush Co.


You're welcome
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:51 pm to
Not at all. Women there do look about the same as women in Nebraska, though. So don’t expect much.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164619 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:52 pm to
Rape is all the rage up there
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56000 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:53 pm to
I've heard the same about Denver, but obviously to much lesser extent
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6045 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:54 pm to
It's no North Dakota but the numbers aren't exactly favorable.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24392 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:54 pm to
Cold and there's no pumpkin spice up there, what do you think.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:54 pm to
Roger says the OT is a virtual cathouse compared to life in Alaska.

What does that tell you?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:56 pm to
Rape and suicide. Those are the 2 favorite pastimes in Alaska.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11268 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30676 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:07 pm to
Isn't Brokeback Mountain in Alaska?
Posted by AlaskanLSUfan
NOLA
Member since Mar 2005
2235 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:18 pm to
Yep, hence why I came down here for college and didn't leave after. I'd like to move back, but don't know if that'll happen with my lady.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30354 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:23 pm to
I spent 2 months in Fairbanks in 2009. The rule of thumb is that if the woman is pretty then she's from out of state. The local women all look like fat boys that just bit into a lemon.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30466 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:24 pm to
I've heard Alaska sucks.

I did recently hear that Newfoundland is a single man's wet dream.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8796 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35721 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:04 pm to
The Alaska Sausage Fest isn't bad, just different. We went in 2009 and loved it. You'll find a lot more moose and bear sausage than you're probably used to but if you go in with an open mind you'll have a great time.
Posted by winntiger
318
Member since Jul 2004
1274 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:04 pm to
We passed some roadkill on the way to work there one day and it looked just like a ball of hair. When we asked one of the locals wtf was that he responded, "Probably a native woman" Does that answer your question?

Loved working there, such a beautiful place. However, there weren't many woman in my experience and ones that were there were mostly not the kind you wanted.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131569 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:21 am to
Snowbird Brown from Alaskan Bush People is fine as frog hair.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15398 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:29 am to
My friend was dating a girl from Alaska. She was fricking crazy. Huge titties though. Very picky eater. Would lap up Tony's and hot sauce out of her hand like a dog.
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:31 am to
I lived there for 2 years. There was one hot girl. She was hit on by 50 guys a day.

Living outdoors in Alaska with a hot woman is the dream. You just have to find her in the lower 48 and convince her to go to Alaska with you. You aren't going to find her up there.
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