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Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse

Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:46 am
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:46 am
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Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsel’s investigation is generating on a daily basis.


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“It’s like a city all its own,” one warehouse worker said. “There are people working in the Michael Flynn section who’ve never met the people working in the Paul Manafort section.”


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an aide to Mueller said that the investigation would soon be seeking a second, even larger warehouse. “We need a place to put all the Jared stuff,” the aide said.


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Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54231 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:49 am to
Glad I saw this at the top of the article before spiking my blood pressure:

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Satire from The Borowitz Report


Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:50 am to
Over/under number of posters who don't realize it's satire is set at six.

Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
147355 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:58 am to
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 11:03 am
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51811 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:04 am to
What a colossal waste of money.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:10 am to
just a little bit

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“The team in charge of filing all of Donald Trump, Jr.,’s different explanations of his meeting with the Russians had to take time off,” one worker said.



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Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124188 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:19 am to
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“It’s like a city all its own,” one warehouse worker said.


LMAO at that supposed warehouse pic. It's the Amazon Distribution Centre in Staffordshire England.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:30 am to
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cubic tons


As an engineering professor just seeing this unit, the lack of any scientific knowledge behind it and knowing that people will fall for it, makes me angry.
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 11:31 am
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8539 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:59 am to
Just fire the cocksucker already...
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 12:26 pm to
Memes are yuuuuuge, they'll need the space for all the memeage...

That place would have so much Kek, it'd be amazenuts.
Posted by wt9
Savannah, Ga
Member since Nov 2011
1123 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 12:27 pm to
This is unbelievable. Total waste of money. Maybe it is easier to use the Clinton method and just take people out.











I took the over.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 12:35 pm to
Nice clickbait. RA'd this thread.
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
12812 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 12:37 pm to
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forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trum


That's a lot of blank paper and blank paper isn't evidence.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12085 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 12:54 pm to
The second i read them say 40 cubic tons per day, i knew it was either taylor mensch or the onion.
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