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BYU fan here again.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:49 am
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:49 am
Well..........
A couple days ago I said the only way BYU could have any chance against LSU was if BYU won the turnover battle. I would like to officially change my stance...
Here is what would need to happen for BYU to even be in the game (if its played).
LSU at a 99.9% chance of victory.
Event #1.
LSU first and second string players get sick from food poison and the third and fourth string players have become the starters.
LSU at a 98.6% chance of victory.
Event #2
The bus that has the LSU 3rd and 4th string players gets lost on the way to the stadium and the LSU cheerleaders are called up to play.
LSU 96.4% chance of victory.
Event #3
The BYU Mormon population pray for the angels to help the team like on angels in the outfield. The angels come but even with their help BYU couldn't move the ball vs LSU D.
LSU 95.9 chance of victory.
Event %4
After a field goal on their first drive the entire LSU offense gets kicked out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct and only the defense can play for the remainder of the game.
LSU 100% chance of victory.
Event #5
This would completely suck and I don't want this to happen but still.
Game gets canceled due to flooding. BYU fans are so relieved they party and bring in 10,000 kegs of root beer.
All in all if the game happens (which I hope it does you guys have been waiting long enough for a game) it will be a good preseason game for LSU.
Hope your all having a good Sunday.
A couple days ago I said the only way BYU could have any chance against LSU was if BYU won the turnover battle. I would like to officially change my stance...
Here is what would need to happen for BYU to even be in the game (if its played).
LSU at a 99.9% chance of victory.
Event #1.
LSU first and second string players get sick from food poison and the third and fourth string players have become the starters.
LSU at a 98.6% chance of victory.
Event #2
The bus that has the LSU 3rd and 4th string players gets lost on the way to the stadium and the LSU cheerleaders are called up to play.
LSU 96.4% chance of victory.
Event #3
The BYU Mormon population pray for the angels to help the team like on angels in the outfield. The angels come but even with their help BYU couldn't move the ball vs LSU D.
LSU 95.9 chance of victory.
Event %4
After a field goal on their first drive the entire LSU offense gets kicked out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct and only the defense can play for the remainder of the game.
LSU 100% chance of victory.
Event #5
This would completely suck and I don't want this to happen but still.
Game gets canceled due to flooding. BYU fans are so relieved they party and bring in 10,000 kegs of root beer.
All in all if the game happens (which I hope it does you guys have been waiting long enough for a game) it will be a good preseason game for LSU.
Hope your all having a good Sunday.
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Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:50 am to Patrick Star
BYU sucks it's going to be a bloodbath.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:51 am to Patrick Star
Pics of all your wives
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:53 am to Patrick Star
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:53 am to Patrick Star
Kinda what summation I came to after watching the game yesterday. But hey, Portland St might be a juggernaut. Maybe if they moved the game to Provo with the altitude, we flatlanders might struggle. Or did BYU show there true hand.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:54 am to Patrick Star
no excuse for game to be canceled. We have a whole week. You make the call now. Move it to Provo or Baton Rouge. I am good with either just so it is played. You do not wait until last minute like the dipshits here in the SEC did last year for our florida game. They were lucky it was rescheduled. but it could have been played in baton rouge that same week. pure incompetence from sec and florida officials.let's hope this does not happen again.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:56 am to Patrick Star
You are using reverse psychology unlike most visiting fan bases. I like it! I wish we had a Geaux Mormons emoji. 
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:00 am to Patrick Star
Game not happening 0% chance
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:18 am to Patrick Star
Dude - Don't sleep on PSU. They have a legit good defense and are coached really well.
Also - this was a classic looking past this opponent and really gearing up for next week deal. I'd bet we will see a MUCH more spirited effort outta the stormin mormons next Saturday.
That said - BYU has about a 7.2% chance of winning.
Also - this was a classic looking past this opponent and really gearing up for next week deal. I'd bet we will see a MUCH more spirited effort outta the stormin mormons next Saturday.
That said - BYU has about a 7.2% chance of winning.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:21 am to Patrick Star
BYU was looking ahead for sure.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:26 am to Patrick Star
Do you wear the magic underwear?
This post was edited on 8/27/17 at 10:28 am
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:38 am to Patrick Star
Patrick Star, I like your style. Have a caffeine free Coke on me
Posted on 8/27/17 at 7:04 pm to Patrick Star
why so negative?
I thought you guys looked pretty strong against The University of Portland State University.
I thought you guys looked pretty strong against The University of Portland State University.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 7:13 pm to Patrick Star
quote:
10,000 kegs of root beer.
Would not be upset
Posted on 8/27/17 at 7:18 pm to Patrick Star
BYU fans may want to study up on what to wear during Southern Decadence
Posted on 8/27/17 at 7:18 pm to Patrick Star
Any of you BYU boys ever been to the Southern Decadence Festival?
Posted on 8/27/17 at 7:48 pm to Patrick Star
Posted on 8/27/17 at 8:23 pm to Patrick Star
quote:
Chances of BYU winning?.
About the same chance of 100 inches of rain falling on Provo
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