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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 11:10 am to Deactived
Posted on 8/10/17 at 11:10 am to Deactived
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News flash, no one gives a shite about your dog so stop talking about it.
Most women im around absolutely love dogs, and the fact that i have em.
Girls on tinder often comment on my dog pics as soon as we match.
No one has ever gotten laid because they have a cat.
dogs > cats
Posted on 8/10/17 at 11:53 am to supadave3
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Cats are awesome pets. Low maintenance and fun to play with . My cat is like a toy that I can take out to play with and then put away if I don't want to frick with her. If I ignore her, she's fine with it. If I want to play, she's down. I feed her once every few days and check her water, change her litter once a week. If I go out of town, give her a big bowl of food and hit the road. When I return, she never even knew I was gone. My ex had a damn dog that thing was a pain in the arse. Always had to plan around going home to let the fricker out. If we went out of town, had to either bring him to her parents in Lafayette or board him for $30/day. Screw that. If I wanted all that, I'd have a kid. PLUS, the fricker always needed to go the vet and rang up outrageous vet bills. $150 here, $200 there. I've had my cat for 14 years and she's been to the vet twice, one to get fixed and once to get declawed. That's it. I buy her shots and give them to her myself.
My thoughts 100%.
Facts.
Proof of the awesomeness of cats.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:07 pm to cbree88
quote:Here is an interesting fact.
Here's an interesting tidbit. Killing off cats in the Middle Ages contributed to the spread of the Bubonic Plague as the disease-carrying rats multiplied and spread the disease.
Cats have led to the extinction of 30+ species and are threatening an additional 100+.
This is all thanks to moronic owners who let their domestic cats roam free and the worsening feral cat epidemic.
Thanks cat owners.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:09 pm to SECdragonmaster
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Proof of the awesomeness of cats.
Cats suck as pets.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:24 pm to YumYum Sauce
Wouldn't it mean you're the pussy if you couldn't get laid without your dog?
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:17 pm to Clames
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Wouldn't it mean you're the pussy if you couldn't get laid without your dog?
no
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:18 pm to YumYum Sauce
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No one has ever gotten laid because they have a cat.
says the guy on tinder
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:19 pm to YumYum Sauce
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No one has ever gotten laid because they have a cat.
false... women get laid BECAUSE they have a cat.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:20 pm to Deactived
true story: when we bought our house it hadn't been lived in for probably 6 months and it backs up to 100s of acres of woods.
we just let the cat roam and every morning i'd have to freaking flip the lights on before going down the hall because he was clearing the house of mice and i'd have to step over them. there was always one or 2 casualties. he was proud to bring them to our bedroom door.
now i only see a dead mouse maybe once every few months.
cornbread is doing work! (yes our cat's name is cornbread)
we just let the cat roam and every morning i'd have to freaking flip the lights on before going down the hall because he was clearing the house of mice and i'd have to step over them. there was always one or 2 casualties. he was proud to bring them to our bedroom door.
now i only see a dead mouse maybe once every few months.
cornbread is doing work! (yes our cat's name is cornbread)
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:59 pm to genro
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To everyone who swears their cat is awesome I tell them, if your cat could eat you, it would. And deep down they know it's true
fricking right it would. I like having a pet that still maintains its animal nature.
Dogs would sit around sending each other the same memes and chain emails about how great humans are if they could. Cats call people out on their bullshite.
But if you died alone in your house, your dog would eat you in time.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 2:08 pm to AlonsoWDC
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But if you died alone in your house, your dog would eat you in time.
She was a winner that became the doggie's dinner
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:34 pm to Deactived
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says the guy on tinder
I don't think that means what you think it means.
It's never been easier for single people to meet up.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:47 pm to YumYum Sauce
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It's never been easier for single people to meet up.
Try not hiding behind a phone and having the balls to approach a woman face to face irl
Step 1: single out a bitch
Step 2: engage the defense head on with convo about new kitten
Step 3: show her a pic of Fuzz Aldrin
Step 4: plow
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:02 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Step 3: show her a pic of Fuzz Aldrin
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:05 pm to cbree88
quote:wrong
Bears are in the canine family. They're basically over-sized dogs
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Bears are carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae.
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