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Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:47 pm to Btrtigerfan
Cats are awesome pets. Low maintenance and fun to play with . My cat is like a toy that I can take out to play with and then put away if I don't want to frick with her. If I ignore her, she's fine with it. If I want to play, she's down. I feed her once every few days and check her water, change her litter once a week. If I go out of town, give her a big bowl of food and hit the road. When I return, she never even knew I was gone. My ex had a damn dog that thing was a pain in the arse. Always had to plan around going home to let the fricker out. If we went out of town, had to either bring him to her parents in Lafayette or board him for $30/day. Screw that. If I wanted all that, I'd have a kid. PLUS, the fricker always needed to go the vet and rang up outrageous vet bills. $150 here, $200 there. I've had my cat for 14 years and she's been to the vet twice, one to get fixed and once to get declawed. That's it. I buy her shots and give them to her myself.
This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:47 pm to Volvagia
quote:
Game, set, match.
Its over before it started... classic cat methodology
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:51 pm to Scruffy
quote:
Except that only 2 species of spiders in the US are dangerous and only 2-4 people die a year.
Yea, but do you wanna be interrupted during the game to kill a roach or spider for ol gal??? Or would you rather Cat Benatar and Fuzz Aldrin take care of that for you
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:53 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:Bastard already gets in the way of everything.
Yea, but do you wanna be interrupted during the game to kill a roach or spider for ol gal??? Or would you rather Cat Benatar and Fuzz Aldrin take care of that for you
Scruffy can live with crushing insects.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:57 pm to rocket31
Dogs are beta. They live to serve their owner, they're useless (except hunting dogs), and they're very needy.
Cats are alpha. They would kill you and they don't need constant attention/affection.
Cats are alpha. They would kill you and they don't need constant attention/affection.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:59 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:Right. So dog owners are the alpha in the relationship and cat owners are the beta
Dogs are beta. They live to serve their owner, they're useless (except hunting dogs), and they're very needy.
Cats are alpha. They would kill you and they don't need constant attention/affection.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:59 pm to Scruffy
Cats are called feline for a reason. They're the animal version of the human female. They enjoy being annoying, have questionable loyalty and only rub up against you if you give it something.
Cats are for women
Cats are for women
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:00 pm to genro
quote:And he just flipped that shite.
Right. So dog owners are the alpha in the relationship and cat owners are the beta
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:01 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:03 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:They rub against you to spread their nasty piss pheremone on you and mark you as theirs. They saying yeah that's right you beta bitch, you're mine. Give me that fricking treat
only rub up against you if you give it something.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:03 pm to Scruffy
You got a shite cat, Scruffy
Scruffy, meet Hank the Tank
Hank, Scruffs
Ya see, he's just a little sweetheart, Scruffy... never meanin' no harm
the mess on the floor is a full representation of my lady's place, and in no way indicative of my living habits, or Hank the Tank's destructive power
Scruffy, meet Hank the Tank
Hank, Scruffs
Ya see, he's just a little sweetheart, Scruffy... never meanin' no harm
the mess on the floor is a full representation of my lady's place, and in no way indicative of my living habits, or Hank the Tank's destructive power
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:04 pm to genro
Dog owners are completel bitches to their dog. Having to let it out, go home to feed it, pay to board it. Not very alpha.
It's different if it's an outside dog like it should be.
It's different if it's an outside dog like it should be.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:08 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:as opposed to letting it shite right there in the house and then scooping it up yourself
Having to let it out
quote:cats don't have to be fed
go home to feed it
quote:Actually a good point. Most cat owners are crazy shut-ins who never go on vacation
pay to board it
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:10 pm to genro
quote:at least you don't have to plan your day around your cats bowel movements
as opposed to letting it shite right there in the house and then scooping it up yourself
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:13 pm to genro
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Right. So dog owners are the alpha in the relationship and cat owners are the beta
Dog owners are their dog's bitches... You have to do every thing for them and they still frick up shite, stink, are obnoxious and not ninjas
Ever hear a cat owner say, we gotta go early... gotta go make sure the cat doesnt shite on the floor... hell no... give em food, water, and a place to shite, and leave em for days... they wont even notice
Cats are superior animals and dont need validation every ten minutes unlike stupid dogs
This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:14 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:shite man. Just get a goldfish. Or a fake plant would be the ultimate pet
hell no... give em food, water, and a place to shite, and leave em for days... they wont even notice
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:17 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Cats are superior animals and dont need validation every ten minutes unlike stupid dogs
Yeah, well, at least dogs don't roll over on their backs, writhe around, purr, entice you to rub their belly, then scratch the ever-loving shite out of you for your trouble.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:17 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I had to bury one of my ole ladies cats yesterday.
We had 2. Cats aint too bad. Feed em a big bowl every now and then. They dont eat alot. shite lasts for days. They dont need watered. The frickers drink out of your leaky faucets vs a bowl. (good reason to not repair them).
Make the wife clean the litter box.
I also have 4 Rottweilers.
Dogs to cats is apples to oranges.
We had 2. Cats aint too bad. Feed em a big bowl every now and then. They dont eat alot. shite lasts for days. They dont need watered. The frickers drink out of your leaky faucets vs a bowl. (good reason to not repair them).
Make the wife clean the litter box.
I also have 4 Rottweilers.
Dogs to cats is apples to oranges.
This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:17 pm to Peazey
I wish you could've seen my old lab crunch armadillos like a damn taco. Sombich would take it to 'em.
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