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re: "it was on sale"

Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
25152 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:06 pm to
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my wife comes home with a bunch of shite. "it was on sale" she says.


Just be thankful for all the money she saved.

One approach that has been known to work is that every time she buys a bunch of stuff, go out and find a good deal on a 75" TV (or some other toy) and get it. Just tell her that you're evening things out a little. She'll figure it out...

ETA: You'll still end up divorced, but at least you'll end up with a bunch of cool toys and you won't have any money in the bank to quibble over.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
36038 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:07 pm to
Women don't understand that a sale doesn't mean you're saving money.

The only way you save money is by not spending it.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:10 pm to
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I recently got married


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my wife comes home with a bunch of shite. "it was on sale" she says


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I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.



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my house


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Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
40415 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:10 pm to
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Eventually she'll run out of stuff to buy or places to put it




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Warning though, been married 6 years and there's still no light at the end of the tunnel.


Married 23 so I can let you know she will just throw the old stuff away to make room for the new. Every bed will have as much crap as possible crammed under it. Your garage/workshop/mancave will be the overflow with about ten truckloads of crap.
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
23203 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:11 pm to
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nip it in the bud here.


Spoken like a true rookie. Your house is gonna look like what she wants because it is hers not yours.
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:15 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 pm to
This post just screams of a setup for everyone to laugh at

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This just happened today for the first time, so I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38595 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 pm to
You chose the wrong woman
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by BeauxNArreaux
Tennessee
Member since Jun 2016
764 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:15 pm to
She said it was 30% off. I said, no it was 70% on. You just got screwed and left happy about it.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
13776 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:16 pm to
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I recently got married, and today my wife comes home with a bunch of shite. "it was on sale" she says.

This just happened today for the first time, so I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.

Tell me, ot... How did y'all curb this? I don't want the inside of my house to look like a bed bath and beyond, thanks

frick her in the arse, unexpectedly. Come back here and let us know how it went.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
33862 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:18 pm to
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I'd have white walls


What color are your walls?
Posted by TigerBandTuba
Member since Sep 2006
2552 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:18 pm to
"We can't afford to save any more money" as my dad would say
Posted by 3en
Member since May 2015
507 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

You chose the wrong woman
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rmnldr

A little jealousy coming through your female persona, eh?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:23 pm to
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I like this. I'll tell her she has x amount of dollars to spend a month on bs. I think it'll mean a lot too as long as i stick to it as well. 

It'll be good for me since i like to buy toys anyway

In my experience, if you try to control every bit she spends she'll end up hiding money, credit cards or you'll fight a lot. Most women need to have some money they can just blow on shite they don't really need.
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19264 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:26 pm to
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I recently got married

Without pics it's hard to make the call on this. But, remember you volunteered for it.
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a bunch of shite

I'm sure in time you will come to realize these items or variations of are necessary for a good quality of life.
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I feel like i can nip it in the bud

You "nip it" and she'll zip it. Catch my drift.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:28 pm to
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Tell me, ot... How did y'all curb this? I don't want the inside of my house to look like a bed bath and beyond, thanks




You'll be divorced within a few years and she'll be fricking: your dad, your brother, your friends, or some other men in "her house" and "you'll be paying for it (literally)".

All while the time, you'll be looking for on-sale furniture at K-Mart to deck out your glorified rat hole/man-cave in a shitty part of town.
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67648 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:29 pm to
te her she can't buy anything else on sale...you're the shot caller
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
40415 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:30 pm to
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This part is a sticky situation when you make almost double what she does. Have had that fight and I don't remember winning


The only way you win that is to spend nothing on yourself and pay down the mortgage, while loading up retirement funds. If you buy anything else, it had better be for her, or both of you. On the both of you stuff, she had better want it more than you.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:39 pm to
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The only way you win that is to spend nothing on yourself and pay down the mortgage, while loading up retirement funds. If you buy anything else, it had better be for her, or both of you. On the both of you stuff, she had better want it more than you.

We just ended up doing equal spending/mad money accounts. I usually try to save mine though. But yeah, we've had the "it's our money not yours fight" and I lost big time
Posted by Yaboylaroy
Member since Mar 2010
1834 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:39 pm to
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This just happened today for the first time



Tell me your secrets. How did you get her to abstain for so long?


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shotcaller1



Nevermind
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:43 pm
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