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Have You Ever Seen Someone's Adult Toys?
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:51 am
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:51 am
Whether it was on accident or they just had it out on display in their room because they didn't give a shite?
A friend of mine told me this story so I don't know how accurate it is. But he use to date this girl who lived with her mom.. They parents were divorced. He was over there one night and it was late when he left. He passed through the hallway and the mother's bedroom door was open and the light in the bathroom was on with the door closed. He said he saw two different toys on the night stand and in the mirror he could see a TV and said she had some girl on girl porn on..
This was years ago. This guy is married with teenage kids (not married to the girl he was dating at the time), but people are not as embarrassed about it now than in the past.
A friend of mine told me this story so I don't know how accurate it is. But he use to date this girl who lived with her mom.. They parents were divorced. He was over there one night and it was late when he left. He passed through the hallway and the mother's bedroom door was open and the light in the bathroom was on with the door closed. He said he saw two different toys on the night stand and in the mirror he could see a TV and said she had some girl on girl porn on..
This was years ago. This guy is married with teenage kids (not married to the girl he was dating at the time), but people are not as embarrassed about it now than in the past.
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Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:52 am to OweO
yes
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:52 am to OweO
Like a toy car or a pimped out golf cart?
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:57 am to OweO
Once in college. She basically just said "Oh yeah most girls have these & even more you wouldn't expect" and then we banged it out in the bathroom.
...so maybe she was just a whore
...so maybe she was just a whore
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:57 am to OweO
quote:
. But he use to date this girl who lived with her mom.. They parents were divorced. He was over there one night and it was late when he left. He passed through the hallway and the mother's bedroom door was open and the light in the bathroom was on with the door closed. He said he saw two different toys on the night stand and in the mirror he could see a TV and said she had some girl on girl porn on..
That's it? I don't know who is a worse story teller you or your friend.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 11:59 am to OweO
august floods and female relative was out of town so i wadded to her house to shut off power, etc:
her "fun drawer" floated out. 3 vibes and 2 dildos one of which was 'dingo sized. i'm still making jokes to her about it.
her "fun drawer" floated out. 3 vibes and 2 dildos one of which was 'dingo sized. i'm still making jokes to her about it.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:00 pm to OweO
My wife had one when I met her, it was about 4 x mine 
But she says she threw it away
But she says she threw it away
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:00 pm to OweO
about 10 years ago I would drive down to Indy on the weekends to be apart of a threesome with a couple I was friends with. Sometimes it was all three of us, but usually they would ask if I could rail the wife while the husband was in the other room listening, then she would go in there and he would rail her.
As you could guess they were not shy about their sexuality. It wasn't hard to find a dildo lying around here or there. usually normal run of the mill ones, but she had one that was fricking huge and solid as a rock. scary almost.
As you could guess they were not shy about their sexuality. It wasn't hard to find a dildo lying around here or there. usually normal run of the mill ones, but she had one that was fricking huge and solid as a rock. scary almost.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:01 pm to OweO
Worked in the summer installing carpet and tile for a company in my hometown. We are installing carpet in the bed room of a Rosie O'donnell look alike which shared the same lifestyle choices. We went to move the night stand and opened the drawer to get a better grip and felt something and looked and saw about 7 or 8 toys. Threw up in my mouth a little and washed my hands with a quickness.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:02 pm to OweO
Helping a friend move, we were throwing away some stuff in the apartment building's dumpster. I empty a trash can full of random shite, and a 12" purple dildo falls out. I point it out and start laughing. My buddy turns red and gets really uncomfortable. I was like "wait a minute, is this thing for your girlfriend or you?"
He just turned around and got in his car... I guess it was for him. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
He just turned around and got in his car... I guess it was for him. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:07 pm to OweO
Nvm
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:17 pm to OweO
Me and some buddies we're searching for alcohol in his house while his parents were out of town. Guy accidentally found his parents stash in their bedroom and we all looked through it. He was shocked while we were all laughing our asses off. Mom (who was a MILF) seemed to get freaky including a glass candycane dildo. We were even curious enough to watch the shitty movie in the drawer which was one of the worst produced films ever. Interesting turn to a night.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:24 pm to OweO
Many, many years ago, a friend's dad explained why their salt shaker was on the nightstand in his room.
"Son, I've been eating the same pussy for 20 years now and I just can't eat it plain anymore."
In reality, it was in there because he was snacking on some creole tomatoes someone gave him but couldn't resist the opportunity to thoroughly disgust and embarrass his son in front of us.
"Son, I've been eating the same pussy for 20 years now and I just can't eat it plain anymore."
In reality, it was in there because he was snacking on some creole tomatoes someone gave him but couldn't resist the opportunity to thoroughly disgust and embarrass his son in front of us.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:36 pm to OweO
Saw a butt plug on the on ramp to I-10 from LA1 North once. Seemed like a normal occurrence for the area
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:41 pm to OweO
Years ago I knew a girl that just listed her house with a real estate company. Her house was scheduled for tour that day with the real estate co. Apparently, she forgot about it when she left that morning for work.
The real estate co shows up with about 10-12 realtors to view the home and my friends dildo is laying on the bed. She was friends with one of the Realtors and she told her everyone had a good laugh.
The real estate co shows up with about 10-12 realtors to view the home and my friends dildo is laying on the bed. She was friends with one of the Realtors and she told her everyone had a good laugh.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:41 pm to OweO
An ex of mine was looking through her parent's nightstand one time. I was in the room with her and for some reason there was a sock in the nightstand. I thought it was an odd place for a sock so I grabbed it. Turns out that a big purple dildo was in there. I laughed my arse off and threw it at my ex. She wasn't amused.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 3:13 pm to OweO
Somewhat related as a female atty friend got a large black dildo for an office party gag gift last Christmas. She tossed it in her trunk, package and all & promptly forgot about it. 2 weeks later she goes to Angola for a prisoner's deposition & when the prison guard checked her trunk, he held it up for all to see. She about died. Needless to say, she has a pretty good idea what kind of gag gifts she will get this year.
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