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Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:47 am
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:47 am
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Raised by 148 people in 1 day
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Logan Wright
Wishes GROVE CITY, OH
So on today on Memorial day I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40 trying to get there by 10:00 because I'd enjoy not getting fired. As I was driving there some dumbass Mustang passed me going around 80 flipping me off. I wasn't gonna be a pussy and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best damn wrestler to ever live and started buring the bald eagle piss. I pass the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat shite a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumbass. Now I back the blue and my country through and through so I wasn't mad at him for pulling me over but the Mustang that thought he had big enough nuts to dust me. So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says"What do you have in this thing?" and I said "bald eagle piss and freedom sir" then he replied with "You know how fast you two were goin?" and me being the smartass I am said "Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance." He didn't like that too well. Moral of the story is I got a ticket. But I did dust the Mustang so it was worth. The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I'm that lucky, will go towards Busch Light and AC/DC CD's. Have a blessed day America!
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
This guys gonna be a successful salesman one day.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
Snowflakes just can never pay for their own mistakes and always looking for free handouts. 
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
fricking trash
All these viral 'stories' are fricking stupid and a bunch of copycats
All these viral 'stories' are fricking stupid and a bunch of copycats
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
I'm just mad cause I didn't think of it.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:50 am to Will Cover
That's fricking awesome.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:51 am to Will Cover
This clown has a job he could have paid it. What bothers me is that its people like this that people give money to and not the normal hard working ones!
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:55 am to Will Cover
SJW snowflakes strike again.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:56 am to Will Cover
People will always pay for entertainment. I applaud the entrepreneurial spirit.
Lighten up Francis
Lighten up Francis
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:06 am to Will Cover
The laughter I got from that is worth a couple bucks.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:10 am to Will Cover
That's Tom Sawyer level shite right there. If you can find people stupid enough to pay for your tickets, more power to you. The idiots are the ones painting the fence.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:24 am to Will Cover
I've been holding a pretty convincing prostitution sting story for a while now. I think it's time I unleash it on the tubes for some quick summer month walking around money. I'll link it, you share it and we'll all sit back and laugh.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:36 am to Will Cover
That's a great story! I mean, I'm not giving this loser a dime, but a great story nonetheless
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:58 am to Will Cover
I think it's pretty hilarious when someone can take advantage of suckers with the written word. There's a sucker born every minute.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:36 am to Will Cover
Raised $1251, so apparently a good idea by the kid.
But how fricking stupid do the people who actually donated have to be to give him money?
But how fricking stupid do the people who actually donated have to be to give him money?
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The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I'm that lucky, will go towards Busch Light and AC/DC CD's
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:57 am to Will Cover
How come real life street racers never look like Vin Diesel or Paul Walker?
Posted on 6/1/17 at 9:42 am to Will Cover
This clown has now raised over 2K. I would really like to find the people who gave him cash and just sterilize them.
This post was edited on 6/1/17 at 9:43 am
Posted on 6/1/17 at 9:58 am to Will Cover
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