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It's hard to be an alt-right Patriot sometimes, mates

Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:25 pm
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83159 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:25 pm
TFW your GF hangs out with her liberal friends at work and then starts complaining about your being "too ethnocentric" and "belonging to racist groups" on Facebook.

This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 2:26 pm
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:26 pm to
These hoes ain't loyal
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:27 pm to
Have you been spending too much time with Nathan Damigo?
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:27 pm to
Gotta make sure she dets her daily Infowars fix mate
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 2:28 pm
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127260 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

GF hangs out
quote:

It's hard
Therein lies the problem....
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36571 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:28 pm to
The perpetual victimization must be hard too.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59502 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

starts complaining about your being "too ethnocentric"


Try having a girlfriend (or wife) that's half Asian. My wife's a trooper though.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:30 pm to
Get some rebel flag boxers and a KKK cross tat on your neck. Then tell her to make you a sammich and bring you an ice cold schlitz.
Posted by 56lsu
jackson mich
Member since Dec 2005
7441 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:31 pm to
what makes you a patriot
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12276 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:32 pm to
Get her a pet frog and tell her his name is Pepe.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17112 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:33 pm to
Stop linking Stormfront posts to your facebook. There's your problem. Gotta keep your WN affiliations on the DL, bro.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45376 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:33 pm to
Find a girl at a Baptist Church
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112915 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:34 pm to
What would a bawdy patriot like Alex Jones do, mate?
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45612 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:35 pm to
It could be worse.

She could redecorate your bathroom in a mermaid theme, complete with ceramic figurines, as mine just did.

I may post pics of it on the OT. She is slowly taking over all of my space, killing independent LuckyTiger.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

TFW your GF hangs out with her liberal friends at work and then starts complaining about your being "too ethnocentric" and "belonging to racist groups" on Facebook.


get a new girlfriend
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51818 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:36 pm to
Pussy remains undefeated.


The undisputed, undefeated universal champ.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

What would a bawdy patriot like Alex Jones do, mate?



leave her, marry a hooker, and lose a custody battle.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Try having a girlfriend (or wife) that's half Asian. My wife's a trooper though.


my wife, as her father regularly points out is 100% white, and my wife thinks I am racist (and sexist).

I am being serious here.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:41 pm to
While your girlfriend is out with her "liberal friends", she's out getting railed by black dudes while you stay at home and frick around on Facebook.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40875 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:43 pm to
Dump her.
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