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Awkward Cashier Encounters
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:17 pm
Went to my local branch of Whole Foods to check it out. Upon getting to the hippy cashier, he asks "Got any fun Easter riddles bro?". I reply "Nah dude sorry". He then replies "Why did the Easter egg hide, bro? Cause he was a LITTLE CHICKEN". I then said "Happy Easter" and walked out.
I then hear him yelling for me to come back inside while I was getting ready to get into my car. So I ran back in, and everyone was lying on the ground. Suddenly I saw someone open my car door, so I got on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.
So how your night going OT?
I then hear him yelling for me to come back inside while I was getting ready to get into my car. So I ran back in, and everyone was lying on the ground. Suddenly I saw someone open my car door, so I got on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.
So how your night going OT?
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:18 pm to RickSanchez
frick you rick
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:18 pm to RickSanchez
Happy Easter
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:18 pm to RickSanchez
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to RickSanchez
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to RickSanchez
frick you
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to RickSanchez
quote:
Why did the Easter egg hide, bro? Cause he was a LITTLE CHICKEN
its not a chicken til it hatches though right?
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to RickSanchez
How are your $27 bag of pistachios?
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to RickSanchez
goddammit rick
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:20 pm to RickSanchez
This thread had potential, but failed to deliver.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:24 pm to RickSanchez
The Fresh Prince one is the best.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:27 pm to RickSanchez
Pretty funny rick
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:33 pm to RickSanchez
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:40 pm to RickSanchez
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:00 pm to RickSanchez
Frick man! I wasted... to long of my life man reading that.Happy Easter ,man.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:12 pm to RickSanchez
Jesus didn't get on a cross for this kind of shite.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:29 pm to RickSanchez
quote:
Awkward Cashier Encounters
My wife and I were checking out at Wal-Mart getting some juice and beer before tailgating last year. The black girl checking us out was cute and flirty.
I slide my card in the chip reader to pay and it won't read.
I say, "I think something is wrong."
She says, "Try to shove it in a little more."
The tension is palpable. My wife knows I can't resist the double entendre.
I drawl out, "sweetie, I think it's bottomed out."
She is visibly flushed by the comment, and I, wishing to end the awkwardness, give the card a tap further inward with my palm.
When I do, the card reader system shuts down and enters reboot mode.
She says, "I think you broke it"
And my wife chooses this moment to chime in with, "sweetie, you did tell him to shove it in deeper."
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:10 am to RickSanchez
No matter what cashier says i just say "sup brah"
Therefore, I don't have issues' like you baw.
ETA: If the cashier is a girl --> "aye girl"
Therefore, I don't have issues' like you baw.
ETA: If the cashier is a girl --> "aye girl"
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 12:12 am
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