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Post your memorable awkward moment stories
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:02 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:02 am
Playing dominoes for the first time, with a group of black people, and one says reneg... which sounds a lot like renig
Puckerage
Puckerage
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:03 am to TennesseeFan25
Wasting the time to read, then comment on this thread.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:06 am to TennesseeFan25
My most recent awkward moment story:
A few months back my neighborhood FB group had a bunch of drama dealing with petty crime. So eventually this one idiot redneck decided to be this "vigilante" and go on nightly "patrols". He would post about this on the FB page and post pictures of his guns that he would bring with him. This turned into this huge controversy about racial profiling, etc and even the local media and police got involved.
Anyways...one day I was driving by my neighborhood with an older co-worker and he mentions that he heard there was some drama going on in my neighborhood. So I tell him about this "idiot redneck" and how "dumb" he is and all this and he simply answers with...
..."Yeah that idiot redneck was my son"
A few months back my neighborhood FB group had a bunch of drama dealing with petty crime. So eventually this one idiot redneck decided to be this "vigilante" and go on nightly "patrols". He would post about this on the FB page and post pictures of his guns that he would bring with him. This turned into this huge controversy about racial profiling, etc and even the local media and police got involved.
Anyways...one day I was driving by my neighborhood with an older co-worker and he mentions that he heard there was some drama going on in my neighborhood. So I tell him about this "idiot redneck" and how "dumb" he is and all this and he simply answers with...
..."Yeah that idiot redneck was my son"
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 9:19 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:12 am to TennesseeFan25
I hate myself for it, but I crashed a wedding reception once. It turns out that "the one that got away" was getting married and no one told me until that damn day. It turned out that I was the last one to know and a lot of my friends were invited.
I got trashed when I found out and decided to go crash it. I called a friend, found out where it was and me and buddy headed over. I was in a t-shirt, jeans and boots but everyone else was dressed in black tie attire. I stuck out like a sore thumb. At the moment, I didn't give a shite. I just marched in there and drew all the eyes. My ex and her now husband stared at me and she was shocked. You could see it on her face. I gotta give it to the guy though. He remained calm even though he was so angry you could see the tears in his eyes.
It wasn't until I grabbed a glass and toasted them that the groomsmen grabbed me and threw me out. I'll never live that day down. I'm not complaining, but looking back, damn that was awkward.
I got trashed when I found out and decided to go crash it. I called a friend, found out where it was and me and buddy headed over. I was in a t-shirt, jeans and boots but everyone else was dressed in black tie attire. I stuck out like a sore thumb. At the moment, I didn't give a shite. I just marched in there and drew all the eyes. My ex and her now husband stared at me and she was shocked. You could see it on her face. I gotta give it to the guy though. He remained calm even though he was so angry you could see the tears in his eyes.
It wasn't until I grabbed a glass and toasted them that the groomsmen grabbed me and threw me out. I'll never live that day down. I'm not complaining, but looking back, damn that was awkward.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:15 am to TennesseeFan25
One time I tried to talk to a girl.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:17 am to TennesseeFan25
In one on one drills in college I beat one of our starting safeties over the top on a go route, but since the ball was underthrown he was able to bat the ball down
Coach Patterson comes running up to the safety screaming profanity and shouted "IF YOU WERE GOING UP AGAINST SOMEONE WHO WAS ANY frickING GOOD THAT'S AN EASY TOUCHDOWN"
It was embarrassing to say the least
Coach Patterson comes running up to the safety screaming profanity and shouted "IF YOU WERE GOING UP AGAINST SOMEONE WHO WAS ANY frickING GOOD THAT'S AN EASY TOUCHDOWN"
It was embarrassing to say the least
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:20 am to goldennugget
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In one on one drills in college I beat one of our starting safeties over the top on a go route, but since the ball was underthrown he was able to bat the ball down
Coach Patterson comes running up to the safety screaming profanity and shouted "IF YOU WERE GOING UP AGAINST SOMEONE WHO WAS ANY frickING GOOD THAT'S AN EASY TOUCHDOWN"
It was embarrassing to say the least
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:21 am to TennesseeFan25
When I was a much younger lad, I booked a hotel room with a hot tub and was taking a girl out to a nice steak house and then back to the room. Well, I decided to veet the boys....... This was a not a good choice and turned them into angry fire balls.
Fast forward, go to dinner balls are still on fire. Dinner ended, back to the room and we get in the hot tub. Things start heating up, we start having the sex. About 15 secs later, I had to jump out of hottub and lay on the floor because my balls were on fire and I was about to pass out.
Ahhh youth, such a dumbass period of life...
Fast forward, go to dinner balls are still on fire. Dinner ended, back to the room and we get in the hot tub. Things start heating up, we start having the sex. About 15 secs later, I had to jump out of hottub and lay on the floor because my balls were on fire and I was about to pass out.
Ahhh youth, such a dumbass period of life...
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 9:24 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:24 am to TennesseeFan25
Commenting to a lady friend one day in the checkout line.
Me - I see that kid of yours you have with you is growing like a weed. I see there's another one on the way.
Her - Uh, no.
Me - I see that kid of yours you have with you is growing like a weed. I see there's another one on the way.
Her - Uh, no.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:26 am to TennesseeFan25
"20 stitches right quitcha"
something like that I never fully understood the last word
something like that I never fully understood the last word
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:29 am to TennesseeFan25
Explaining to your mom that she couldn't stay for breakfast.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:29 am to goldennugget
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goldennugget
The OT's Uncle Rico strikes again.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:31 am to TennesseeFan25
I posted this in a similar thread a while back:
I was in an elevator with my brother at his apartment building in Atlanta about 7 years ago. We were going up to the 7th floor from the lower level garage. There were 2 others on the elevator with us at this point. As we were going up, the elevator stops, and an older black man carrying three watermelons gets on.
Deciding that this was a fantastic opportunity to reinforce a hilarious stereotype, I pull out my flip phone to discretely take a picture.
Thinking my flash was turned off, I snap the pic. Not only was the flash not off, neither was the "crr-chik" sound that phones used to loudly make. The entire elevator is illuminated, and it is obvious to everyone that I just took a pic of this poor man, likely because I'm a racist POS.
The black man just shakes his head as I try to pretend it went off accidentally. No one bought it. They know what I did.
I was in an elevator with my brother at his apartment building in Atlanta about 7 years ago. We were going up to the 7th floor from the lower level garage. There were 2 others on the elevator with us at this point. As we were going up, the elevator stops, and an older black man carrying three watermelons gets on.
Deciding that this was a fantastic opportunity to reinforce a hilarious stereotype, I pull out my flip phone to discretely take a picture.
Thinking my flash was turned off, I snap the pic. Not only was the flash not off, neither was the "crr-chik" sound that phones used to loudly make. The entire elevator is illuminated, and it is obvious to everyone that I just took a pic of this poor man, likely because I'm a racist POS.
The black man just shakes his head as I try to pretend it went off accidentally. No one bought it. They know what I did.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:31 am to TennesseeFan25
My friend was recounting a story how in some game about describing "false hope" and his answer was "The Underground Railroad." He didn't know, but there was a huge black guy right behind him who could hear everything.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:33 am to goldennugget
Isn't that the QBs fault?
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:36 am to Impotent Waffle
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Impotent Waffle
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we start having the sex. About 15 secs later, I had to jump out of hottub and lay on the floor because my balls were on fire and I was about to pass out.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:36 am to TennesseeFan25
Sunday night church youth group. I've worked my way over next to the hot girl during the prayer, in preparation for running my game on her during the hamburgers and ice cream. Suddenly I'm seized with a gas attack and break the silence with a machine gun fart.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:42 am to TennesseeFan25
Applied to a job and got hired only to realize I had slept with one of the managers girlfriends. I quit the following day
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:47 am to TennesseeFan25
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one says reneg... which sounds a lot like renig
I was a bystander at a domino game where an old white guy accused an old black guy of being a "renegger". Awkward silence ensued from everyone but the accuser. He just moved along as if nothing had happened.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:50 am to TennesseeFan25
As I'm losing my virginity, I kissed the girls foot that was by my head. She says, "relevance?"
I say, "how are you gonna call relevance when my dick's in you?"
Everything stopped for 10 seconds. Longest period of my life.
I say, "how are you gonna call relevance when my dick's in you?"
Everything stopped for 10 seconds. Longest period of my life.
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