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re: Do some guys never find a girlfriend?
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:29 pm to SamuraiJack
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:29 pm to SamuraiJack
Tigerdroppings has something for everyone
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Yes I am have never been in a long term romantic relationship, I have never had sex, I have never had any success with women. When I see a movie like the 40 Year Old Virgin, I laugh but I also cry, because in many ways that is me (without the cool collection of stuff worth half a million dollars, lol). During that movie when he is asked why he is a virgin he says this: - At first I assumed it would happen and it never happened. - Then I started doing everything to make it happen and it never happened. - Then I got really weirded out by the fact it hadn't happened and then it really didn't happen. - Finally I just stopped trying. Yes this is absolutely the phases I went through as well, but in the final stage I took it another step. I have stopped trying and I also became angry. I tried to treat women with the upmost respect, as true equals, and they spat in my face (luckily literally, not actually doing it). Women rejected me so I rejected them back.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:29 pm to SamuraiJack
Just wait until you're 50 and be a sugar daddy.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:31 pm to aVatiger
This made me want to vomit
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I'm forever alone with you, OP. Not because I can't get girls, but because I can't find the right girl. :/
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:35 pm to SamuraiJack
Judging by your threads today we've found the shallowest person who is the biggest pussy on the board.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:37 pm to LSUtoOmaha
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25-30 is better
This was true for me. I got laid way more from 25-30 than I did from 18-25. Now that I think about it, it was almost always younger girls too. I'm talking me at 26 and the girl at 22, you pervs. Chicks dig an older, mature guy. They don't have to figure out we're immature til afterwards.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:52 pm to foshizzle
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Just wait until you're 50 and be a sugar daddy
I'm 33 and have been dating girls as young as ten years younger than me lately... Quite frankly, besides for their bodies, almost all of them have few good qualities. Girls born after 1990 are a new breed of American female imo
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:56 pm to SuperSaint
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Punch your pops for giving you terrible genes
I call my dad and cuss him out every time I pee.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:56 pm to jackbnimble
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Chicks dig an older, mature guy. They don't have to figure out we're immature til afterwards.
This guy gets it.
Of course the jig is usually up the first time they set foot in my place and it is a fricking wreck, but in my eyes, it's "nothing a little febreeze and vacuum time wont fix"
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:58 pm to SamuraiJack
Look on the bright side, you still have hands.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:02 pm to SamuraiJack
I'm poor, ugly, and have a terrible personality so at least I have an excuse.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:05 pm to Lakeboy7
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Try the poli board, you wont get laid but lots of posters in your situation.
That was a fun thread.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:07 pm to Rebel
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You just need a slump buster.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:38 pm to SamuraiJack
Keep trying. America is huge, or so I'm told.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:40 pm to AbitaFan08
that guy has prob never been laid
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:40 pm to SamuraiJack
All about batting average. You can bat an .090, and your still fricking.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 4:02 pm to SamuraiJack
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My self confidence is shite. guys 7 years younger then me have had more success.
Jesus. Girls don't want a pussy, they already have one.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 4:03 pm to SamuraiJack
I wondered if there was such a thing worse than a cuck
Think I found my answer
Think I found my answer
Posted on 2/25/17 at 4:08 pm to SamuraiJack
Bruh. Find one of those pleasant-faced plumpers. They always lookin
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