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re: My wife just got locked up.

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Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
This thread is going exactly as I thought it would
Posted by LSUMaverick
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1795 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
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Why didn't you blow in it for her?


quote:

It takes your picture



Sounds like some expensive equipment
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
170170 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
don't they have the ankle devices that detect alcohol, not breathalyzers....
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140633 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
A skip seems like it would be better than a failed blow fwiw



She doesn't seem smart.


And also this isn't her first and probably not her second, unless they were back to back or something.


Get her treatment if you love and care about her and your son.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67289 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
You met your wife at a casino?

Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
10210 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
How many DUIs has she had? I don't see why she couldn't drink at home. There's got to be more to this story.
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Member since Jun 2016
4450 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
It's all your fault.














Should've taught that bitch how to blow.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13335 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
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I'm going to have to tell my 10 yr old son when he gets home at 3:00 pm.

Might as well make this the first time you and him share a beer.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:45 pm to
Well finally some class around here.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:45 pm to
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wifes mug shot?


This shouldn't be too hard to find by the OT detectives.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57734 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:45 pm to
An in home breathylzer for a DUI?
Posted by OhMy
Member since Jan 2016
834 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:45 pm to
You lucky bastard! Now you don't have to buy chocolates and roses.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5524 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:45 pm to
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First one, it was a condition of her bond. Zero Alcohol



Your judge was an a-hole.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7098 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:45 pm to
In jail for how long?
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21158 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:46 pm to
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First one, it was a condition of her bond. Zero Alcohol



Was Atilla the Hun her judge? Yikes.
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:46 pm to
Your wife is a fricking idiot
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:46 pm to
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First one, it was a condition of her bond. Zero Alcohol


Uhhhhhhh.......
Posted by lsu4321
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
231 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:46 pm to
Sucks! How dumb is she though

Did you know she was still drinking? How were you notified, did she call you or were you home when they came?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
18343 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:46 pm to
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You came to the right place.


And in the wrong woman
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140633 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:47 pm to
Dude you got a free pass to whore it up while she is gone.

Is she attractive at all? Those dykes are going to be all over her.


Man why didn't she just switch to prescription pills or something while on the probation like every other split tail stay at home mom?
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