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The Best Tweets: Sessions Confirmation Edition

Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45615 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:44 pm
I only follow our President on twitter so I am unaware of any gloriously melting tweets about Sessions being confirmed but it is my hope that other posters list any gold star level tweets here for us all to laugh at and enjoy.

Especially celebrities...please post some of these. We all need to be reminded of others' fricked up mentalities. Lay them all out here for everyone to see and enjoy.

TIA

I'll start off with one by Fauxcahontas herself:

"If Jeff sessions makes even the tiniest attempt to bring his racism, sexism, and bigotry into @TheJusticeDept, he'll hear from all of us."

And here's one from Chris Evans:

"If David duke....DAVID!....DUKE!....thinks you are right, then you are unequivocally wrong. The confirmation of @jeffsessions is beyond words."
Posted by mtheob17
Charleston, SC
Member since Sep 2009
5347 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:45 pm to
Let em melt.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
23227 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:45 pm to
David Duke can't possibly have a positive thought
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:47 pm to
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I only follow our President on twitter

You only follow one person?
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:48 pm to
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he'll hear from all of us."



who is us?

Is she speaking for native Americans?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31641 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:53 pm to
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If David duke....DAVID!....DUKE!....thinks you are right, then you are unequivocally wrong. The confirmation of @jeffsessions is beyond words


So if David Duke said you are right to not eat cyanide, and you don't eat cyanide, are you unequivocally wrong?

Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10426 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:55 pm to
Chris Evans, well that settles it.
Posted by Mike Honcho
North Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
2928 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:56 pm to
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And here's one from Chris Evans:


Is that Captain America Chris Evans or someone else?
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
16199 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:15 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:18 pm
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11330 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:23 pm to
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And you better believe every Senator who voted to put Jeff Sessions’s radical hatred into @TheJusticeDept will hear from all of us, too


This is too much. I feel fricking enraged. Even in the worst days of Obama, the GOP would have never made these comments.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:37 pm to
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"If David duke....DAVID!....DUKE!....thinks you are right, then you are unequivocally wrong. The confirmation of @jeffsessions is beyond words."




Logic is not Chrissy's strong suit.


What if David Duke thinks I am right about the sky being blue? Unequivocally wrong?


David Duke thinks we're right to help the poor and needy. Very well.

frick the poor.





Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36906 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

If Jeff sessions makes even the tiniest attempt to bring his racism, sexism, and bigotry into @TheJusticeDept, he'll hear from all of us."


I don't use twitter, but I might start and all of my tweets will be something to the effect of this except directed at liberals. Because seriously, shouldn't this apply to everyone?
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:42 pm to
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I only follow our President on twitter


There's more to twitter than following one dude.

There's other good politicians to follow, local news feeds, DOT news feeds that tell me when and where there is a wreck wherever I'm going, favorite sports teams and athletes, my favorite political commentators, family and friends, parody accounts and my personal favorite, my favorite porn stars that post the best nudes.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19167 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:09 pm to
I really don't give two shits what Lieawatha, the fake Indian has to say. frick her and her fake heritage.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15609 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:21 pm to
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Chris Evans:
David Duke likes his movies.

Guess he'll stop making them
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32871 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:58 am to
Maybe if David Duke says that Chris Evans is his favorite actor then Chris Evans will kill himself because DAVID! DUKE! supports him.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:00 am to
quote:

David duke....DAVID!....DUKE!....thinks you are right, then you are unequivocally wrong. The confirmation of @jeffsessions is beyond words."


I love how the left only applies this "if crazy fricks agree with you, then you're wrong" logic to the right.

It's stupid logic in either case
Posted by NCJeaux
North Shore girl in an NC world
Member since Feb 2017
177 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:16 am to
A childhood friends response to my fb post that was a post that I shared from Kris Paronto. picture of sessions right after he was confirmed, with the following: "Congratulations Senator Jeff Sessions on being confirmed as our new Attorney General!"

response1
"Congratulations! Now you get to pursue your racist and homophobic agenda as the chief lawyer of our nation. I hope we can submit sufficiently to you!"

* I lay low and respond with wow.

response2
"why the wow? Are you surprised that we are standing up against this? Don't be shocked! 3 million ( yes millions, that is more than voted in some states) voted against this lying idiot! Don't be in awe, be prepared! We aren't just gonna shut up and get in line. Not now and NOT EVER! Wow!"

* at this point I piped in and the bantering began..,,
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