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Getting my first massage
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:32 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:32 am
What's the secret code word needed to get the happy ending?
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:33 am to Tigerfan56
Bama sucks
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:34 am to Tigerfan56
Order a cup of boner soup
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:34 am to Tigerfan56
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
When you're on your back, just whisper "a little lower" until he finds it.
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
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What's the secret code word needed to get the happy ending?
If it's truly that kind of place, you don't need a code... Just ask for it.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
Just get it hard, point to it, and say "it ain't gonna jerk itself off"
They will get the hint.
They will get the hint.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
When she flips you over on your back, just pitch a tent. No words need be exchanged. She will know. Good luck.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:39 am to Tigerfan56
Whip it out
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:41 am to Tigerfan56
Just start jerking off in the lobby. They'll know what that means.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:44 am to Tigerfan56
When she escorts you in leave her an extra dollar fiddy on the table and hand her a gigantic Hello Kitty dildo and a jar of Vaseline, fart loudly, and say "today is your lucky day".
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:45 am to Tigerfan56
You shove the cash in your arse crack. When she finds it, she'll ask you to roll over and it's on.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:45 am to Tigerfan56
Just flip over on your back with a boner while in the middle of your back massage she will know what to do 
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:54 am to Tigerfan56
What fine establishment will you be using this afternoon?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:18 pm to Tigerfan56
Al Gore has already made public what the code word is. Should be able to google it.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:22 pm to Tigerfan56
I think you need to scope the massage places you see in the city.
I've never asked for, obviously a massage envy or we'll know private place isn't the way to go. I always get a deep tissue so the massages I get aren't for pleasure
I guess your best bet is to see the Chinese places, I'm sure something is up if they work longer than usual hours.
I've never asked for, obviously a massage envy or we'll know private place isn't the way to go. I always get a deep tissue so the massages I get aren't for pleasure
I guess your best bet is to see the Chinese places, I'm sure something is up if they work longer than usual hours.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:28 pm to Tigerfan56
Just ask him directly. Be up front.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:48 pm to Tigerfan56
Posted on 1/14/17 at 2:12 pm to Tigerfan56
If the massage place is open past 8pm and has the word spa in a front window with neon then you're good to go. If it looks shady then it is and you may enter......according to a friend
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 1/14/17 at 2:46 pm to Tigerfan56
Well, how'd it go?
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