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When people say they need to run to the bathroom after eating certain foods?

Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:02 pm
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:02 pm
What the frick is that?

What does that mean? How does eating certain foods make you shite yourself? Ive never had to shite, all of the sudden, because I ate a certain food.( Whether its cheap Mexican, Hot wings, or any thing else ) What is going on with you?

The only thing that has even remotely had me feeling to shite is when i drink a shite ton of coffee; but thats only sometimes.

Posted by SanFranTiger
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2003
4912 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:03 pm to
dont apply your own shite to other people. literally
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65504 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:03 pm to
Could it be they enjoy masturbating with wing sauce on their hands?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55852 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:03 pm to
Another question: why do people seem to think it's ok to say things like this in polite conversation? Gross.
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:04 pm to
I'm posting right now from the toilet after washing down cheap Mexican with coffee.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5738 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:04 pm to
PF Chang's, every freaking time.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35522 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:04 pm to
Happens to me if I eat an entire family size box of Kraft Mac N Cheese.

So like 3 times a week.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44142 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:06 pm to
People have differering metabolisms and gastrointestinal systems.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56113 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:07 pm to
only time it happens to me is if I eat something fried that is really greasy...it is never an emergency, but by the time I get back to the office or home, I will usually be ready for a good dump.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:07 pm to
Makes me think of Panchos.
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
1824 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

When people say they need to run to the bathroom after eating certain foods?


It's common after some types of gastric surgery.

Dumping Syndrome
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423468 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:16 pm to
typically it is spicy food that does this to people and spicy foods frick some people's stomachs up.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10371 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:18 pm to
McDonald's breakfast on way to work. 10 minutes after eating I pulled into Walmart like it was NASCAR. Thanking God for 24/7 operations.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63551 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:19 pm to
Coffee Call Cafe-au-lait and Hammond KFC buffet. Like clockwork.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98343 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:20 pm to
If you have gallbladder peoblems or had yours removed this can happen. You don't have the enzymes to absorb fat so it goes right througf you.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:45 pm to
Certain foods do that to people.

Everybody poops.

Maybe they aren't pooping and just want to leave the room to read the news in peace.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25534 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:51 pm to
This is one of the dumber threads I've seen on here recently, just from the standpoint of the OP having a shitty (pun intended) opinion.

Do you really not understand how it's physically possible for some people to have a sudden urge to shite after a specific type of food?

We live in a world where some people have a deathly reaction to peanuts, bee stings, etc, while other people gobble down bags of nuts at a game, or work as bee keepers. Yet you, our brilliant OP, doesn't understand that a body could react to food differently than your own?
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23582 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:52 pm to
Shipley's kolaches is the only food I can think of where I'm instantly deucing 10-15 mins later and I have no idea why. Has to be something in the bread that triggers it.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:01 am to
popcorn from the movies makes me shite a ton, but i still eat it anyway
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58194 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:07 am to
Every time I eat Teriyaki Chicken from Sarku in the mall, I have to run to the bathroom. I'm told it's the MSG in the dish?
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