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re: Ordering silk pajamas for my wife. A sad reality I am about to face. NSFW

Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:04 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47590 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Ive banged Covers wife



I christened their new pool and outdoor kitchen counter two summers ago.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176949 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:09 pm to
i broke up with her YEARS AGO when she got fat

I always questioned her intellect cause she married Will

when she lost her looks I lost interest


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66184 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:11 pm to
1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1....



Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109887 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:12 pm to
Make sure you post pics of your wife when she puts them on.
Posted by Tradewinds
Member since Feb 2016
21 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:20 pm to
I already bought her some she just hasnt shown you. Sorry for partying
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:22 pm to
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Back ordered


They come with a rear entry?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105546 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18691 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:27 pm to
It's a classic example of what you think you look like and what you actually look like.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38678 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:28 pm to
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Haha this trolling mofo got yall good.




quote:

His smokin arse wife looks much more like the model than Jill


Not lately. She's been ordering too many Papa John's lately.

Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:29 pm to
Nothing named Jill will ever be happy. That comes from experience.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38678 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

I christened their new pool and outdoor kitchen counter two summers ago.


Yes and every now and again, I still see those swimmers ...
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 6:47 pm to
You can barely make out the outline of his wiener in those
This post was edited on 12/18/16 at 6:47 pm
Posted by WarBuzzard
Bammer
Member since Oct 2016
910 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:15 pm to
I would smash both models and apparently Mrs. Cover too
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:18 pm to
Starts out like this



And then this.


Then it morphs into this


Posted by LSUstudent4life
Houston
Member since May 2008
1866 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:22 pm to
Just tell her she's too fat to wear lingerie.
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
19007 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:43 pm to
This is a hilarious post. And I'll bet a lot of posters (if they're being honest) can relate in one way or another.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:45 pm to
140?? Her tits weigh that much.
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1562 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:46 pm to
I'd hit Lover Cover.
Posted by Geaux2Hell
BR
Member since Sep 2006
4790 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 7:51 pm to
One of the perks of having a wife who is in the fitness industry is mine is closer to the model than Mrs. Lover. Granted her tits are nowhere near the OPs ol' lady. Hmmm....might be a great last minute Christmas gift
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6887 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 8:44 pm to


quote:

I'm 5'3 and 140 lbs


And I'm a Chinese astronaut
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