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Ordering silk pajamas for my wife. A sad reality I am about to face. NSFW

Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38531 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:47 pm
The pajama model looks great, right?


















and then here comes Jill ... featuring an uncanny resemblance to my wife, Ms. Lover Cover.





Yes, these are on Ms. Cover's Christmas Wish List.

How can I spin this? Out of stock? Out of your size?


Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57638 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:48 pm to
Just say "honey, you don't need lingerie to attract me to you"
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:49 pm to
I guarantee she already knows you're gay.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38531 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

I guarantee she already knows you're gay.


If you had to deal with what I have had to deal with after marriage, you'd be begging to be let out of your contract and sign with another team.
This post was edited on 12/18/16 at 4:59 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:50 pm to
You don't get that on amazon
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:50 pm to
Congrats on your wife's huge tits
Posted by Birdie225
Bottom of the map
Member since Mar 2007
2074 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:51 pm to
Imagine it's wifey wearing them instead.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:52 pm to
Jill is what most posters' wives and girlfriends look like fwiw
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8371 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:52 pm to
That model is smoking!
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38531 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Imagine it's wifey wearing them instead.


Admittedly, I know exactly who you are referencing.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6044 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:55 pm to
She'll want to sit on your face more. So.. good luck!
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:55 pm to
You are doing the subtle brag thread thing wrong bruh
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2173 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 4:58 pm to
Back ordered
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:00 pm to
Congrats on the wife with big tits. Just get everything pleated and you'll be ok.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98164 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

Out of your size?


Danger Danger Danger
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:01 pm to
Buy her a treadmill instead. She'll catch your drift.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42465 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

featuring an uncanny resemblance to my wife, Ms. Lover Cover.


Prayers sent. Time to fire up tinder
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51534 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20234 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

The pajama model looks great, right?


I could do without the thigh tat but I wouldn't kick her out of bed
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