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re: Dailymail: Amy Schumer has a "knockout figure"

Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:30 pm to
"hints of a six pack"

Yeah, if those hints are contained in a keg.

Also, I'm kind of glad she has a tramp stamp. It at least gives a target on that lumpen, expansive flatback for guys to shoot at.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 6:33 pm
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:31 pm to
Shamu thinks she's a fat, ugly, UNFUNNY PIG.

Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:31 pm to
If that passes for a 6 pack then I'm Arnold.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

Dude, she's hot. And smart. And funny.


Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16662 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:39 pm to
Here she is in another pose

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109633 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

She's in the same category as Lena Dunham. Totallly frumpy and the exact opposite of sexy.


Amy Schumer is the type of chick you can frick when you haven't been laid in 3 months.

Lena Dunham is the type of chick you can frick and then kill yourself.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71600 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:41 pm to
I mean she's cute, but I don't get why the media keeps trying to make her a sex symbol.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6935 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:46 pm to
As in woman you hook up with after suffering brain damage from unconsciousness...I can buy that.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:54 pm to
She so funny.

Like when she says "my vagggggiiina"
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Amy Schumer has a "knockout figure"



Is Facebook going to label this a Fake News?
Posted by Fatty Magoo
USA
Member since Nov 2015
1025 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:05 pm to
Where did you find a gif of her in a flannel shirt?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72277 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:06 pm to
Her mouth is 3x too small for her face.

Her new commercials drive Scruffy insane.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72277 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

quote:
still showed hints of a six pack

She has abs under there somewhere.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9448 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:16 pm to
Would hit...... with my Tahoe
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
13371 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:19 pm to
Such a brave woman
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27530 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:22 pm to
Well stout. You've done it.

You have found s women I wouldn't sleep with. I can smell her through my phone.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:23 pm to
OT 0.0001 and that's generous because I've been drinking.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13546 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:26 pm to
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