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Friend getting kicked out of house tomorrow for a dildo party
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:16 am
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:16 am
His gf's friend (who apparently sells dildos for a living)and some other girls are coming over and they're doing one of those pampered chef style things except it's dildos and not kitchenware. Said he was mad first but is probably just gonna go to his dad's house and drink with him. Any of you baws been in this predicament or any LLOTOT got the urge to have a dildo party?
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:17 am to S
he should welcome this. she will be primed and ready afterwards.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:18 am to S
Pics of GF?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:18 am to S
Called a "fun" party and it's common.
For whores..j/k
For whores..j/k
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:18 am to S
Well that's an original way to come out as a lesbian AND let everyone know you only like BBC when it's strapped on where it doesn't belong
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to S
I think what we found out is your friend has a small pecker. She's having to shop for satisfaction.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to S
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sells dildos for a living
So she is a door to door salesman?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to S
Friend should be mad that his penis is too small to satisfy his woman
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to S
My wife's friend had one of those things. She came back primed. Tell your buddy congrats on the sex.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to S
Congrats on the BBC dildo sloppy seconds
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to BranchDawg
quote:I'm 26 years old, and this word still makes me chuckle
pecker
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:19 am to MorbidTheClown
That's what i said. He was really only mad bc he just got a xbox one and was planning on playing all day tomorrow.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:20 am to S
These are pretty common. Overpriced shite you can get on amazon for 1/3 the price.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:20 am to S
how long is this party supposed to last?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:20 am to S
So a fun party? These have been around forever.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:20 am to S
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he just got a xbox one and was planning on playing all day tomorrow.
I think we found the problem.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:20 am to S
one of my military buddy's wife hosted one. He looked through the order bags, which I guess you aren't supposed to do and the hot chick in our unit bought anal lube and a rather large "friend."
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:21 am to S
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Friend getting kicked out of house tomorrow for a dildo party
I seriously thought his landlord was evicting him for having too many people over just ramming each other with dildos.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:21 am to S
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He was really only mad bc he just got a xbox one and was planning on playing all day tomorrow
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:21 am to S
Be sure and tell him to put a tarp down so he won't have to clean the carpet
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