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re: Favorite obscure office quotes
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:22 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:22 pm to TheCaterpillar
Ryan: Hey man, you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they'll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? That jungle warfare's gonna rule the world?
Michael: Yeah, maybe.
Michael: Yeah, maybe.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:17 pm to Tigerfan56
Dwight (showing picture of weed): Do you know what this is?
Creed: That is northern lights cannibus indigo.
Dwight (dejected): No, it's marijuana.
Creed: That is northern lights cannibus indigo.
Dwight (dejected): No, it's marijuana.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:35 pm to REG861
"You can really tell he is fine taking a picture with me, even though i was there for a disciplinary reasons."
This picture absolutely cracks me up everytime. David Wallace face. Hahaha.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:42 pm to Tigerfan56
Michael: Why do you keep a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:47 pm to Tigerfan56
Creed's random arse lines always made me laugh so hard
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
Going into his favorite local NYC pizza joint for a "New York slice" ... at Sbarro
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:19 pm to biglego
Toby (panting): Where are we?
Kelly: I don't know. Like five kilometers from the office.
Toby: He couldn't have made it a circle?
Kelly: I don't know. Like five kilometers from the office.
Toby: He couldn't have made it a circle?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:34 am to LfcSU3520
This is like when the freshmen would throw a party, and they wouldn't let any of the seniors go!
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:38 am to Tigerfan56
"I'm not superstitious...I'm just a little stitious."
"I underestimated you, Michael"
"Well, Jan, maybe next time you will estimate me"
"I underestimated you, Michael"
"Well, Jan, maybe next time you will estimate me"
Posted on 12/16/16 at 3:45 pm to Bmath
quote:
retarded
You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. - Michael Scott
Posted on 12/16/16 at 3:56 pm to John Gotti
I was watching reruns last night and saw another funny Dwight quote, where he is talking about Game of Thrones (this might not be the exact quote, but close enough):
"Game of Thrones has a lot of nudity. . . which I fast forward through to get to the beheadings"
"Game of Thrones has a lot of nudity. . . which I fast forward through to get to the beheadings"
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:01 pm to jchamil
Oscar while showing Michael a PowerPoint on his finances:
"And this scary black bar is things that nobody ever needs, like professional bass fishing equipment and multiple magic sets."
"And this scary black bar is things that nobody ever needs, like professional bass fishing equipment and multiple magic sets."
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:36 pm to Bmath
Bibbity boppitty give me the zoppity
Posted on 12/18/16 at 11:24 pm to Tigerfan56
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway got a 1220. Always regretted it... I feel lachrymose.
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:39 am to Othello
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 8:41 am
Posted on 12/28/16 at 10:19 am to colorchangintiger
I'm bumping this because this thread made me start a rewatch and I got to a quote yesterday from Michael that I'd forgotten about that made me LOL so damn hard.
"Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired"
"Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired"
Posted on 12/28/16 at 10:55 am to WG_Dawg
made me realize how great this show really was. Just a great cast of characters that played so well off each other. It was not the same without Michael Scott
Posted on 12/28/16 at 10:59 am to tigerclaws15
[Coldplay’s Clocks]
Jim: Time. Space. Gender. [Dwight mouthing words] There are no rules anymore. All boundaries are breaking down in the wake of the infinite future. The only thing that -- the only thing that remain -- the only thing that remains are the things that have stood the test of time -- love, values, and of course, the pyramids -- the strongest shape ever constructed, a shape that fits all other shapes inside of it. [softly] No, that’s --
Dwight: It’s true.
Jim: This... is the future, because... This is the past. I’ve been through a lot of issues in my life. I’ve seen drug addiction -- unemployment. I’ve been in a relationship that tore my heart apart, without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain. [scattered applause]
Dwight: Yep.
Jim: When I was ten years old, my parents took me to Disney world. I cried the whole time. I was not able to comprehend the beauty that was before me. I just wanted... to go home. This is what the Pyramid will do for you. It is the bridge to the world. It has a usb port. Wireless... will be available in 2013. You can play Anything from Chuck to Cars 2. With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything -- in time... and space.
Crowd: ahhhhhh
Dwight: Psst.
Jim: Oh.
Ryan: [image on Pyramid] Sabre... It’s time... to come home.
Crowd: [applause]
Jim: All right. Thank you so much. Wow. Wow! And good night! [applause continues]
Jim: Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
Jim: Time. Space. Gender. [Dwight mouthing words] There are no rules anymore. All boundaries are breaking down in the wake of the infinite future. The only thing that -- the only thing that remain -- the only thing that remains are the things that have stood the test of time -- love, values, and of course, the pyramids -- the strongest shape ever constructed, a shape that fits all other shapes inside of it. [softly] No, that’s --
Dwight: It’s true.
Jim: This... is the future, because... This is the past. I’ve been through a lot of issues in my life. I’ve seen drug addiction -- unemployment. I’ve been in a relationship that tore my heart apart, without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain. [scattered applause]
Dwight: Yep.
Jim: When I was ten years old, my parents took me to Disney world. I cried the whole time. I was not able to comprehend the beauty that was before me. I just wanted... to go home. This is what the Pyramid will do for you. It is the bridge to the world. It has a usb port. Wireless... will be available in 2013. You can play Anything from Chuck to Cars 2. With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything -- in time... and space.
Crowd: ahhhhhh
Dwight: Psst.
Jim: Oh.
Ryan: [image on Pyramid] Sabre... It’s time... to come home.
Crowd: [applause]
Jim: All right. Thank you so much. Wow. Wow! And good night! [applause continues]
Jim: Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 1:23 pm to Tigerfan56
"I'm a little stitious. Not Superstitious, but..."
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