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Favorite obscure office quotes
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:28 pm
Self-explanatory. Lets hear some great quotes
"Oh you're paying way too much for worms, man. Who's your worm guy?"
"Oh you're paying way too much for worms, man. Who's your worm guy?"
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 7:52 am
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:29 pm to Tigerfan56
Just hearing the name Ed Truck would make me laugh
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:32 pm to Tigerfan56
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So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:46 pm to Tigerfan56
Well..well,well. How the turntables..
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:49 pm to Bmath
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This is not the first time rumors about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:50 pm to Backinthe615
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Well..well,well. How the turntables..
The prog.. Prodig... Proginal.....
My son returns.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:59 pm to Tigerfan56
Dwight was so money. 
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As a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy I’ve been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out… she was. With a couple of guys actually, so… mystery solved.
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People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.”
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No, I disagree. “R” is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck’.”
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:09 pm to Tigerfan56
I can't remember the exact quote. But I lose it every time when Dwight talks about welcoming people sneezing on him so that it will strengthen his immune system.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:12 pm to Tigerfan56
Creed's random quotes always crack me up. "You were in the parking lot earlier. That's how I know you!"
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:20 pm to Tigerfan56
[img]Ryan: [helping clean out Michael's car] What about this bottle of power drink on the back seat.
Michael: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael: Blue is not a flavor.
Ryan: It says: "Flavor: Blue Blast."
Michael: Ooh, Blue Blast. Put that in the left cup holder...[/img]
Michael: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael: Blue is not a flavor.
Ryan: It says: "Flavor: Blue Blast."
Michael: Ooh, Blue Blast. Put that in the left cup holder...[/img]
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:21 pm to HermanBoone
That whole scene with the cpr dummy is the greatest scene in the history of tv
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:23 pm to BCMCubs
The GOAT:
quote:
Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:46 pm to Bmath
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:50 pm to Backinthe615
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Well..well,well. How the turntables..
I still say this to my wife sometimes
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:55 pm to Tigerfan56
Now I feel like rewatching the series.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:03 pm to Tigerfan56
Just so many good ones, such a great show.
This one gets me:
"I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp."
This one gets me:
"I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp."
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:12 pm to Tigerfan56
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At Dunder-Mifflin there is a very strict no lunch with the boss policy and I don't know who instituted it. I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:13 pm to HolographicCharizard
Creed is the GOAT.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:15 pm to LfcSU3520
Damn. Now I am not going to bed for a while.
This thread lacking some Kevin love:
Kevin: My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning. We were reading the paper and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East." And she said that we're done.
Kevin Malone: I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time. I'm a textbook over-thinker.
Ryan Howard: What line of work you in, Bob?
This thread lacking some Kevin love:
Kevin: My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning. We were reading the paper and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East." And she said that we're done.
Kevin Malone: I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time. I'm a textbook over-thinker.
Ryan Howard: What line of work you in, Bob?
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:22 pm to wish i was tebow
If anyone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.
Holly thinking Kevin was retarded was great.
Holly thinking Kevin was retarded was great.
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