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Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:31 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47192 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:31 pm
What do gay horses eat?




















































Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13437 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:32 pm to
The only joke is you
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8797 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:33 pm to
Hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?







He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:33 pm to
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

















Boobies.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22998 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:33 pm to
Why did the Muslim boy have to leave the classroom?


















He had to take a Shiite.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18071 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:33 pm to
What sound does a gay snake make?



Hith hith hith
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52714 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:33 pm to
All the funny people on TD left a long time ago.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13270 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:34 pm to
Girls are like Blackjack...


I'm always going for 21 but I always hit on 14.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14847 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:44 pm to
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?




















A Brazilian
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:47 pm to
You guys hear that one about the roof?














Eh, never mind it's over your head.
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:48 pm to
knock knock

who's there

smell mop

smell mop who

gross I don't want to smell your poo





I'll show myself out
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:52 pm to
If I had a nickel for every Donald Trump joke I've heard, I'd qualify for a small loan of a million dollars.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117769 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:52 pm to
What happened to Cpt Bengal?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14847 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:53 pm to
Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?






















Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124935 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:54 pm to
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?















I'be never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30237 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 5:04 pm to
While my gf was giving me a blowjob the other day, she looks up at me and calls me a pedophile.

I said, "That's a mighty big word for an 8 year old"...
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1181 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 6:12 pm to
What is it called when you rape a prostitute?













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