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What should I bring as a dinner guest?

Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:51 pm
I ran into my elementary school teacher from like 15 years ago, and she and her husband invited me to dinner with their three kids. I'm probably overthinking this, but I have to bring something, right? I don't know much about wine... Do I bring wine? With three kids under 10, wine may not be the right call. I have no idea. Help.
This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:52 pm to
No alcohol. Bring a dessert.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:52 pm to
Condoms

No more kids
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:52 pm to
....like just you?

with them and their kids?

I'd bring condoms because you are about to have sex with your teacher while the husband watches
This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 3:54 pm
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:53 pm to
dick in a box
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:53 pm to
Lol. Beat you.
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:53 pm to
A velveeta cheese packet.
Posted by baldona
Florida
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:53 pm to
Why don't you ask? I don't see anything wrong with bringing a bottle of wine, its not like it needs to be a personal that you drink straight from the bottle. Do you think parents don't drink? A desserts not a bad idea, maybe something the kids would enjoy depending on their age.
Posted by ChatRabbit77
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:54 pm to
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Do I bring wine

Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:54 pm to
I never like to show up empty handed to someone's house. I'd bring a dessert since its dinner with children.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:54 pm to
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No alcohol. Bring a dessert.


Yup. And flowers for the wife with a hotel keycard inside.
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:55 pm to
Bring a cheese cake.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:55 pm to
You bring a Hostess Gift. Just google it.


Something small for her. You should ask "what can I bring?" insofar as contributing to the meal.

But, show up with the simple hostess gift whether they say "bring an appetizer, dessert, etc" or "nothing. Just show up"

It can be a simple as some flowers to put in a vase.
This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:56 pm to
A bottle of goldschlager always works. It says, "I'm classy because I bring the gold, but I'm also fun because it has liquor with it"
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:57 pm to
Just based on the info given. If it were a close friend or family, sure, I'd probably bring two bottles... but an elementary school teacher from 15 yrs ago, with kids? What if they don't drink? Or don't like wine?

I think a shareable dessert is a good safe choice given the situation.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:57 pm to
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I ran into my elementary school teacher from like 15 years ago, and she and her husband invited me to dinner


You're gonna get laid, bring white and red wine. Make a jaws reference.
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:58 pm to
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I ran into my elementary school teacher from like 15 years ago, and she



Not sure what to bring to the party, but you should definitely bring pics of the girl to this thread!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:59 pm to
Give them a gift card to a sex toy store.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:59 pm to
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What should I bring as a dinner guest?


a stripper
Posted by monkeybutt
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 4:02 pm to
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I ran into my elementary school teacher from like 15 years ago, and she and her husband invited me to dinner with their three kids.


This seems really odd
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