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Florida--Human Genitals Reportedly Found In Tuna's Stomach
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:06 pm
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The Florida Sun Post reports
The Florida Sun Post reports
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Fishermen in Tampa, Florida, were shocked to discover human genitals inside the stomach of a yellowfin tuna they had caught.
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"I had just made a cut behind the fish's head and through its belly, running the knife down along its spine," Masterson said. "My first reaction was one of disgust, because there was a terrible smell of decomposing meat coming from the fish's stomach."
"Inside the fish's stomach was an awful sight," he continued. "There was no mistaking that I was looking at a man's penis and testicles."
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to tgrbaitn08
in Florida they call this Monday
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to tgrbaitn08
What is wrong with Florida
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to tgrbaitn08
Thanks for the heads up. I've been looking for that motherfricker all week.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to tgrbaitn08
damn even the tunas are getting in on the Florida action, definitely something in the water
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:09 pm to tgrbaitn08
You think he threw the fish away?
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:10 pm to tgrbaitn08
Penises are used to the smell of tuna so it's ok
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:11 pm to tgrbaitn08
Someone could not afford the transition surgery I guess.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:13 pm to tgrbaitn08
Talk about being hard up for bait.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:13 pm to tgrbaitn08
Sounds like a case for Unsolved Mysteries.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
takes balls to do that..
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
Dude was apparently fishing with the wrong rod.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:17 pm to UGATiger26
Ohio man I bet. Ohio and Florida are always in te news. One in the same I guess with the snowbirds
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:18 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:So all this time Charlie the Tuna was a homo?!
Human Genitals Reportedly Found In Tuna's Stomach
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:19 pm to tgrbaitn08
Drug dealing is a rough career.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
Some dealer chummed up that chivalo because he didnt drop the blow at the right hotel room. Tuna and sharks took care of the rest.
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:25 pm to tgrbaitn08
Not the first time genitals have been in something that smells like tuna...
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:32 pm to ShoeBang
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Drug dealing is a rough career.
This is the correct answer. There are probably ten sharks and five other tuna swimming around with the rest of that guy.
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