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Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:52 am to RedRifle
I'd walk around looking sad and wear my jammies all day long.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:53 am to KG6
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, what would you do if your mom wore that dress on a night out? She has children!
your mom actually looks pretty good in it, I just got a thank you card from her
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to RedRifle
I'd high five myself for marrying a porn star then I'd start to cry because I married a porn star.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to RedRifle
I'd tell her she looked great even though the dress would be way too big.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to ForeverLSU02
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film it and post it all over the internet
"Ahhh...its a profit thing."
-Navin R. Johnson
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to RedRifle
Probably slap her for wearing white shoes after labor day.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to RedRifle
Realize that my life has somehow become a cartoon and drive to the nearest bridge,memorialize the moment with a selfie, Twitter out a few self-pitying comments, blame it on George Bush,pour gas on myself, light myself on fire, and jump off to the inviting waters below? Same as everybody else, right?
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to RedRifle
Bang the hell out of her when we got home
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:55 am to RedRifle
Frick her before leaving then house and wipe up with the dress so she can't wear it out.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:55 am to RedRifle
I'd tell her that she looks like a fat, trashy whore.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:56 am to RedRifle
her face is pretty when fixed up...i'm not into gigantic fat asses on chicks.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:57 am to RedRifle
Fingerbang her under the table at Golden Coral
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:58 am to Balloon Huffer
That was actually a full length non-see-through dress, but her midnight meat train of a vagina slowly sucked most of it in.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:59 am to RedRifle
Frown and reflect on my life choices because my wife wouldn't be able to pull it off like Kim can :(
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 12:01 pm to 13SaintTiger
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Frown and reflect on my life choices because my wife wouldn't be able to pull it off like Kim can :(
You're sad your wife isn't a whore?
Posted on 9/19/16 at 12:07 pm to RedRifle
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What would you do if your wife wore this dress on a night out
Tell her it makes her arse look fat!
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