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Are You Going To Be Cremated?
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:31 pm
I am.
Just finalized the paperwork.
Stupid to pay an average of $15,000 to embalm and bury your lifeless body in a mahogany casket that will probably just pollute the groundwater with lacquer and sealant.
Besides, all you selfish baws need to stop being selfish with the land, the population ain't getting any smaller.
Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
Just finalized the paperwork.
Stupid to pay an average of $15,000 to embalm and bury your lifeless body in a mahogany casket that will probably just pollute the groundwater with lacquer and sealant.
Besides, all you selfish baws need to stop being selfish with the land, the population ain't getting any smaller.
Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:33 pm to Womski
I want to be sent in a spaceship to the black hole where some aliens will find me and bring me back to life where I will become immortal living in harmony with my alien bros and to-be alien wife.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:34 pm to Womski
I've found people who decide to get cremated are always pretentious. You're obviously not an exception.
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:34 pm to Womski
Damn, sonnn...
You're gonna pollute the air by having your stank arse burned?...
You're gonna pollute the air by having your stank arse burned?...
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:35 pm to Womski
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Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:38 pm to Womski
I want to do whatever is the biggest burden, financially and emotionally, to my friends and family.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:48 pm to upgrayedd
I used to fly small charter planes in college on the weekend.
Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.
The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.
My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.
Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.
We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shite, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully
We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.
What a dumbass idea.
Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.
The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.
My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.
Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.
We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shite, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully
We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.
What a dumbass idea.
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:50 pm to Womski
You doing it soon?
And I want to be buried unembalmed in a raw cypress box deep in the dirt. Then plant something cool on top of me.
And I want to be buried unembalmed in a raw cypress box deep in the dirt. Then plant something cool on top of me.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:50 pm to Womski
quote:
I used to fly small charter planes in college on the weekend.
Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.
The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.
My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.
Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.
We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.
We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shite, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully
What a dumbass idea.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:51 pm to Womski
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:52 pm to Womski
quote:
I used to fly small charter planes in college on the weekend.
Woman hired my company to fly over their family land and scatter her father's ashes over the plot in hopes his spirit would find eternal rest over what their family had worked for his whole life.
The ashes were placed in a pvc pipe with a cap on each end.
My copilot and I flew over the plot and opened the window to the plane, before sliding the tube out and de-capping it.
Apparently the airflow around the plane caused a vacuum. Every ounce of her dead father's ashes were sucked back into the plane, circulating and nearly blinding us in the dead, ashy remnants of her father.
We spent 2 hours vacuuming ol' pops out of the plane before dumping him in the sink.
We gave up after about 15 seconds of that shite, flew home and told her that the ashes were scattered successfully and respectfully
What a dumbass idea.
What a dumbass pilot to not know what would happen.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:53 pm to Womski
I told my mom to do whatever is the cheapest option. I have no use for my body once it's over.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:01 pm to LCA131
I hear ya.
Had never dumped anything out before.
Now I know.
Had never dumped anything out before.
Now I know.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:04 pm to Womski
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Just finalized the paperwork.
Hopefully you get to use it before the ink is dry.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:07 pm to lynxcat
I've done the same. Thought of donating my body to science.
They could study the effects of a lot of shite.
I am an organ donor, except I don't want to donate my eyes. But most of my organs are probably shite anyway.
I do have a kidney, lung, and part of my liver for sale tho.
They could study the effects of a lot of shite.
I am an organ donor, except I don't want to donate my eyes. But most of my organs are probably shite anyway.
I do have a kidney, lung, and part of my liver for sale tho.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:16 pm to Womski
An eternity of being underground in a casket? Nah
Burn me, keep my ashes in the window under the sun and I'm good.
Burn me, keep my ashes in the window under the sun and I'm good.
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