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Why isn't egg nog sold year round?

Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7365 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:00 pm
Just finished my last carton of it. I know that I can make it myself, but I'm too lazy to do that.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7995 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:01 pm to
Glad it's not. I would weigh 600 lbs
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:01 pm to
Disgusting.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124973 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:03 pm to
I hear they bring special crews in every year to handle the increased production. They're Egg Noggers
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39664 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:03 pm to
Because like everything else we enjoy, it offends blacks and mixed people
Posted by dragginass
Member since Jan 2013
2783 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:03 pm to
Leave a gallon of whole milk in your trunk for a week. Add sugar. Voila, eggnog.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6544 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:04 pm to
The Jews
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20945 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:05 pm to
Egg nog is some good shite.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
143127 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

I know that I can make it myself, but I'm too lazy to do that
use your noggin
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:13 pm to
Really? Spiced rum and other liquor drinks aren't enough for you? Next you'll be burning through the Russian prostitutes with gun shot residue on your hands and a stiffy.
This post was edited on 1/16/16 at 11:16 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129079 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:21 pm to
Same reason pumpkin spice lattes are not available year round at Starbucks
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76831 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:44 pm to
Bc it's gross
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3170 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:51 pm to
This thread has just given me a strong craving for coffee with egg nog-flavored creamer...
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12156 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 11:56 pm to
Bought 6 things of it yesterday. Was the last 6 until next holiday season
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11001 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 12:04 am to
I'm pretty sure Albertsons sales it year round. I could be wrong though I've seen eggnog in their stores at weird times.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53545 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 7:51 am to
The special egg nog chickens only lay during the cold months
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 8:02 am to
We would all be fat and die before the age of 30
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32684 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 8:16 am to
It's like King cake and crawfish. Anticipation and gluttony during the season are what make it so good.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5528 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 8:22 am to
Because it's elf cum and between making toys for Santa and jerking off to make egg nog they need a break.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 8:38 am to
It's because they want to limit the nastiness to only a couple months.
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