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How do you politely ask a woman to trim her bush?

Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:50 pm
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2266 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:50 pm
She's hot as hell otherwise but it was pretty hard to get in there last night. It's like i needed to bust out the weed eater.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89620 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:51 pm to
Give her a bush trimmer or hair remover for Christmas.

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:52 pm to
Clean that shite up. Skank.
Posted by Negative Nomad
Hell
Member since Oct 2011
3173 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:52 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 11:00 am
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:52 pm to
"Shave your count, count."
Posted by 70739tigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
1367 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:53 pm to
Post her nudes and ill tell her
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:54 pm to
Eat that shite for a while and then come up and spend about 2 minutes trying to get a hair off your tongue

She'll get the hint
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13615 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:55 pm to
Make out with her after you eat her out and then smile after the makeout session to reveal you have her pubes stuck in your teeth. She should then get the idea and commence in said bush trimming.
Posted by LateArrivalforLSU
Ascension Parish
Member since Sep 2012
3512 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

How do you politely ask a woman to trim her bush?

When you are eating her box, start gagging. Tell her the hair on your throat is triggering a gag reflex. If that offends her, pull it out at the right time and spray her face. Regardless, a woman needs to shave that nasty shite off. frick a hairy pussy.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:59 pm to
I love a nice bush s
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3589 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:00 pm to
Grab her by them and make her say uncle.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:01 pm to
You don't politely ask. You shame her into styling it just the way you want it.

Handing her scissors and pointing to the bathroom is a subtle way too.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6870 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:06 pm to
"Uummm......shave ur shite......!"
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:07 pm to
"Say girl, trim dat shite up"

How hard is that to say?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:08 pm to
Offer to do it for her
Posted by GoldenD
Houston
Member since Jan 2015
934 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
Shoot your load into her bush.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21592 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
"I'm bored. Let's shave your pussy."

Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35573 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
Just set it on fire and pretend you're moses
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
Find a woman under 60 years old.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12100 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:17 pm to
Show her examples of how much better no bush looks
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