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re: How do you politely ask a woman to trim her bush?

Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56248 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Offer to do it for her as part of foreplay


this has always been my tactic...
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:07 pm to
"Say girl, trim dat shite up"

How hard is that to say?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97814 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:08 pm to
Offer to do it for her
Posted by GoldenD
Houston
Member since Jan 2015
934 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
Shoot your load into her bush.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21732 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
"I'm bored. Let's shave your pussy."

Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35577 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
Just set it on fire and pretend you're moses
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7194 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
Find a woman under 60 years old.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:10 pm to
Get your bubble gum caught up in there
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15199 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:11 pm to
She's probably ISIS. Be careful there may be a bomb in there somewhere
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2288 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:13 pm to
I love a good bush too but it can't block the entrance for my junk. Is there a female equivalent to a high and tight?
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35577 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:14 pm to
Hitler
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3597 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:15 pm to
She may be testing you out. Do this and send her a pic.



Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12150 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:17 pm to
Show her examples of how much better no bush looks
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:20 pm to
When she takes off her pants, look at it and say, "Ewww"
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28909 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:23 pm to
A real man isn't intimidated by that slice of New York pizza between her legs.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:23 pm to
Love the bush. Especially when she gets super wet and then it gets all sticky and smelly. Like a fine aged cheese
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Mary Mary quite contrary trim that bush its too damn hairy
Then when you're about to nut, say "The Diceman cometh...OOOHHHH!" Gets em every time
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5705 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:29 pm to
Offer to do it for her
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11344 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

She's hot as hell


Well then you don't.
She'll just move on to some stud that it doesn't bother.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156245 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:39 pm to
Sounds like she is begging for a cream pie
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