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re: I'm going on a lunch date this Friday with an IRL 8
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:25 am to Superior Pariah
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:25 am to Superior Pariah
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
Make it a dinner date.
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Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:34 am to Superior Pariah
If she has sex with you on a first date lunch date, make sure you negotiate the rate first and have cash
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:34 am to yellowfin
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by not going on a lunch date
She works at night...I work overnight
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:35 am to Superior Pariah
the only chance you have of getting laid is if you give zero fricks about getting laid
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:38 am to Superior Pariah
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Also no pics.
No pic = no care and no believe.
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
Learn how to be a real man for starters.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:41 am to Superior Pariah
Good luck.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:44 am to Superior Pariah
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I 'm going on a lunch date this Friday with an IRL 8
No joke.
Yes, it isn't a joke. I wasn't waiting on the punch line.
Other than hearing about your failure after the fact.
On the other hand, shift work hotties are almost 100% mega psycho.
I predict you'll get your wish.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:49 am to East Coast Band
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On the other hand, shift work hotties are almost 100% mega psycho.
Can be mega hot too. And independent. There are perks.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:50 am to Flair Chops
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Surprise sex
That's called rape.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:18 am to Superior Pariah
Put a bow on your package. At lunch, tell her you have something for her, and show it to her. Girls love little surprises.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:35 am to Superior Pariah
What type of place do you work? If this is restaurant shift work then you might have a chance, waitresses/hostesses/bartenders are sluts. My recommendation would be to have a few drinks with lunch and then bounce to a bar with a patio. Parlay this into some shots, more drinks and then an uber back to your place.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:39 am to Superior Pariah
Roofies
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:40 am to Superior Pariah
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
If you have to ask, you're already screwed.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:44 am to Superior Pariah
No pics? Fake.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:55 am to Superior Pariah
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I'm going on a lunch date this Friday with an IRL 8
No joke. Also no pics. We work at the same place but different shifts.
What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
OP didn't state whether the victim is male or female.
From his work here, I'm going with the obvious that this a gay sects thread.
Now with this information, I got nothing.
How about you two play Cornhole the old-fashioned way?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:13 am to Superior Pariah
Take her out to sea for lunch on your boat. Get her nice and tipsy topside, so you can take her below deck, and you know she can't refuse...because of the implication. Think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere with a guy she barely knows. She looks around and sees there's only open ocean, "Ahhhh, there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no??". And I know you're thinking that's a bit dark, but it's not, because if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no, but the thing is she's not gonna say no. She would never say no...because of the implication. The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with you. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will. Why aren't you understanding this?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:20 am to Superior Pariah
Whatever you do, don't be yourself.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:22 am to Superior Pariah
Try to arrange it so that on the date you witness someone die.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:36 am to Superior Pariah
Is she a pipe fitter or millwright? Because a shift worker 8 is an OT 1.5
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:41 am to Superior Pariah
Find out who she's going out with on her real date Friday night, kidnap that person and tie him up, question him to find out where there date was (it will probably be somewhere really nice), stalk her out side the restaurant, and then proceed with BigPerm30's suggestion of
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Chloroform
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