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Electric scooters in grocery stores...

Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:15 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25532 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:15 pm
Can we constitutionally ban the use of these by people that have two functioning legs?

Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:20 pm to
but we fattys need to make groceries too
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27479 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 2:01 pm to
I'm fat, I would rather die than ride one to shop.

Having said that, in highschool we did get shitty and ride them through a leblancs after hours.

Kill a fifth of whiskey and even at 3 mph...you can total one.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47800 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Can we constitutionally ban the use of these by people that have two functioning legs?

Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.


i'm sorry you feel triggered...
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3140 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:23 pm to
So you want to keep people who have breathing problems or a heart condition from shopping for food or tell them what time they can shop. My you would have fit in well in 1930's Germany or Soviet Union.
Posted by fat mike eats it
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2008
158 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:47 pm to
Shop on Amazon if you don't like it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124552 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:49 pm to



Tip them over
This post was edited on 9/12/15 at 3:50 pm
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:58 pm to
I agree. Being a fat sloppy hawg isn't a disability. It's because you won't show some self control and push yourself away from the table. Fat people shouldn't be allowed to use them
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
49019 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:35 pm to
Just left store, saw a woman on one, at what point do realize you're too fat to walk in a grocery store so you ride a scooter to buy more food!
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Can we constitutionally ban the use of these by people that have two functioning legs?


What are you going to do? Demand they show you their papers, and if lacking such, perform a citizen's arrest?

quote:

Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.


I try not to judge, but what bothers me is the damn beeping when they go backwards. That shite hurts my ears.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52877 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:47 pm to
I'm sure Corpus Christi is full of them.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119466 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:49 pm to
For people who don't really need them I agree. For those that do, how exactly are they in your way?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 7:06 pm to
Have you seen the size of super markets these days? Simply walking the aisles to get all your food can be a workout. Why walk and get sweaty when they provide scooters?
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 7:31 pm to
Yes, these are out of control some old bag was on one in the publix this morning with an oxygen tank that made a deer bleet every ten seconds... I missed getting my coffee creamer cause the old bags distraction.

I think Handicap people need to have certain times they can shop otherwise the spots are open to the public!
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 9:20 pm to
If my wife takes too long, I like to go and get one and drive around the grocery store in reverse until she succumbs to her master and we leave.
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2947 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 10:49 pm to
Just get rid of the motors. Go back to self powered wheel chairs. Problem fixed. The fat fricks and the just plain dumb, rude , and inconsiderate fricks wouldn't use them anymore. Only folks that really need them will continue to use them. They can bring a friend to lend a hand.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35425 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 9:30 am to
What about those who identify as handicapped?

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