Airline poors will have to contend with a new seating arrangement

That looks uncomfortable

Perfect for bulge watching

That airline will bankrupt real quick

Looks like more opportunity to interact with a potentially average girl.

I still have enough miles to continue upgrading on domestic flights through 2018 or so. I guess I'll just pay otherwise. It's only a couple hundred dollars more on most regional flights.

No more fighting over armrests, 'cause there aren't any.

And how will the fatties ooze into your seat zone now? I guess their extra wide hips would spill over onto their neighbors' legs?

So how are fatties supposed to buy two seats now?

That idea will never fly with the faa

"The charm of a hospital waiting room & comfort of a busride across India" - Satan